UpAndComing
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I’m convinced this nikka Chris ain’t nothing but a scammer. They said he was a entrepreneur and financial analyst
To sleeping in his car to failing at his Subway store franchise. What an inspirational come up
Married at first sight is the best reality show on TV rn
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To sleeping in his car to failing at his Subway store franchise. What an inspirational come up
UpAndComing
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This Ryan dude is weird as fukk. Not even tryna diss him, but Is he a virgin or gay?
knickscrusaderm
lead by example
Crazy lil bih ass got fatter.
Word. I can't call it either. I'm trying to figure out what type of "sex" Jay Leno was alluding to at the end of the show. I figure it has to be handjobs or sloppy toppy. If its the latter, maybe she doing such a good job breh is content. Sucks for her
I find it hilarious all these folks giving each other advice when their shyt ain't exactly on the up and up. Briana seems to know how to keep her opinion to herself at least. Page and her sister-in-law look like they could be sisters. Would love to put that yoga instructor into the downward dog position
BmoreGorilla
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I think he’s a virgin. But all his wife worried about is sex. They known each other for a month and she acting like it’s the end of the world
BmoreGorilla
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Pilot dude is a psycho. He got that look in his eyes. He said every chick he been with cheated on him. It was really a cry for help
That nikka is having me rolling so far with the shyt he pulling. That dumb ass chic steady let him tell her some bullshyt and she just strolls right back. nikka bought his other "pregnant" baby mama a Benz b/c he didn't want the "unborn baby" and baby mama to not have a car and get back and forth. You can't make this shyt up.I’m convinced this nikka Chris ain’t nothing but a scammer. They said he was a entrepreneur and financial analyst
Dumb brawd actually repeats the story to the other couples and they look at her like she retarded and she spews some god/church babble about "God gonna find me a man"
That Pilot is a psycho. When he gets angry he has a crazy look in his eyes but that raging alcoholic he married is not ready to be married. She don't answer the phone and he goes nuts thinking she fukking someone else. I just don't understand why these people hop on these shows.
The other white chic is purely disgusted by Captain Caveman from the 80s. I swear he looks like a Cro-Magnon that was just defrosted with that protruding forehead and weird ass smirk. He eats nothing but meat and thinks he's an extra from Top Gun. So funny how she wants jump out of her skin and run away whenever they are talking.
The mixed black guys with the elf ears is gay plain and simple.
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feelosofer
#ninergang
Ok so I sat down and finally binged and caught up with this season which might be the best season ever of this show.
Ryan and Clara:
Ryan is the first guy I can't get a real bead on. I don't think he's gay BUT I do think that he may be asexual. At minimum he puts virtually no priority on sex in the relationship despite his wife not only being ready and willing but really needing it. The reveal that she has been pleasuring him in a one way manner may lead me to believe he may be some severe narcissist or some type of borderline sociopath. Something is off about this dude.
Clara seems like a cool girl and I don't blame her for being sexually frustrated. She seems to really like Ryan but I also thing she is pushing so hard because she doesn't want this relationship to be a failure which wouldn't be a bad thing if Ryan was more receptive.
My guess is they will ultimately divorce.
Briana and Vincent
Vincent is a really kind hearted dude but he is also very sensitive, with that said, he is a good fit and for Briana, he has learned over time how to handle her energy already and no offense the Domican homie isn't dumb and know he essentially hit the jackpot as I think Brianna is the most well balanced of all the women to be on the show, imo.
Briana has a little bit of a snarky attitude and can be condescending at times but she is smart, pretty, has a good personality otherwise, really the full package.
They will last for a long time unless something crazy happens.
Jacob and Haley
Jacob is one of those supernerds what keeps to himself. Even though he hit puberty and was probably good at sports by the time he went to high school he's still a socially awkward kid at heart on top of that it was clear trust is an issue with him as we was in a relationship for years and didn't know he was the sidepiece (it happens).With that said I can't blame him for being a little tight when his 'wife' is not only not attracted to him but borderline repulsed. Clearly he is not Haley's type and as such he is basically on autopilot until they inevitably divorce.
Haley is clearly not into gymrat type of dudes. I could be you dimes to dollars she's probably prefer a more 'average' dude in every sense the word. Either way they won't work out.
Divorce
Erik and Virgina
I have no idea whose idea it was to pair a super conservative white dude and this free spirited party girl with severe anxiety issues. Erik comes from money or at the very least an upper middle class background and he wants the submissive wife and 2.5 kids.
Virginia wants all the advantages of middle class life and none of the responsibility. She wants the freedom to go out, drink to much and pass out in other men's couches. She has no concept of what marriage is much less a healthy marriage, hell she can't even control dog
If Virginia doesn't adjust to Eriks program they won't make it.
Chris and Paige
Chris is a fake Christian, imo. He wraps himself up in church and bible studies and implements none of those lessons, but I think it's also due to his upbringing because his parents coddle the fukk out of him. He clearly entered to the show with the idea that he could upgrade from his ex and start a new life. He got Paige who may not be as attractive as his ex, but checks every other box, imo. I don't think he really knows his way around women because he now has an ex who he bought a Mercedes in the hopes of wooing her back (let's be reality) and alienated a woman who could have been a great match for him
Paige has the patience of a Saint but she has to also realize that God does not want you to put yourself in bad situations to uphold some covenant and she's learning that with that said none fo the other women will say this out loud on the show but Paige seems desperate for a long-term relationship with a guy who has his shyt together because she moves like a woman who has essentially dated nothing but no account ninjas. The fact that she let him hit raw multiple times alludes to that. For all of Chris's faults he is probably the most successful man Paige has been with.
Ryan and Clara:
Ryan is the first guy I can't get a real bead on. I don't think he's gay BUT I do think that he may be asexual. At minimum he puts virtually no priority on sex in the relationship despite his wife not only being ready and willing but really needing it. The reveal that she has been pleasuring him in a one way manner may lead me to believe he may be some severe narcissist or some type of borderline sociopath. Something is off about this dude.
Clara seems like a cool girl and I don't blame her for being sexually frustrated. She seems to really like Ryan but I also thing she is pushing so hard because she doesn't want this relationship to be a failure which wouldn't be a bad thing if Ryan was more receptive.
My guess is they will ultimately divorce.
Briana and Vincent
Vincent is a really kind hearted dude but he is also very sensitive, with that said, he is a good fit and for Briana, he has learned over time how to handle her energy already and no offense the Domican homie isn't dumb and know he essentially hit the jackpot as I think Brianna is the most well balanced of all the women to be on the show, imo.
Briana has a little bit of a snarky attitude and can be condescending at times but she is smart, pretty, has a good personality otherwise, really the full package.
They will last for a long time unless something crazy happens.
Jacob and Haley
Jacob is one of those supernerds what keeps to himself. Even though he hit puberty and was probably good at sports by the time he went to high school he's still a socially awkward kid at heart on top of that it was clear trust is an issue with him as we was in a relationship for years and didn't know he was the sidepiece (it happens).With that said I can't blame him for being a little tight when his 'wife' is not only not attracted to him but borderline repulsed. Clearly he is not Haley's type and as such he is basically on autopilot until they inevitably divorce.
Haley is clearly not into gymrat type of dudes. I could be you dimes to dollars she's probably prefer a more 'average' dude in every sense the word. Either way they won't work out.
Divorce
Erik and Virgina
I have no idea whose idea it was to pair a super conservative white dude and this free spirited party girl with severe anxiety issues. Erik comes from money or at the very least an upper middle class background and he wants the submissive wife and 2.5 kids.
Virginia wants all the advantages of middle class life and none of the responsibility. She wants the freedom to go out, drink to much and pass out in other men's couches. She has no concept of what marriage is much less a healthy marriage, hell she can't even control dog
If Virginia doesn't adjust to Eriks program they won't make it.
Chris and Paige
Chris is a fake Christian, imo. He wraps himself up in church and bible studies and implements none of those lessons, but I think it's also due to his upbringing because his parents coddle the fukk out of him. He clearly entered to the show with the idea that he could upgrade from his ex and start a new life. He got Paige who may not be as attractive as his ex, but checks every other box, imo. I don't think he really knows his way around women because he now has an ex who he bought a Mercedes in the hopes of wooing her back (let's be reality) and alienated a woman who could have been a great match for him
Paige has the patience of a Saint but she has to also realize that God does not want you to put yourself in bad situations to uphold some covenant and she's learning that with that said none fo the other women will say this out loud on the show but Paige seems desperate for a long-term relationship with a guy who has his shyt together because she moves like a woman who has essentially dated nothing but no account ninjas. The fact that she let him hit raw multiple times alludes to that. For all of Chris's faults he is probably the most successful man Paige has been with.
feelosofer
#ninergang
Paige is the type woman, she's not all that in the face but she has a nice body, a good personality, and will probably help you bury they body when shyt goes down.
UpAndComing
Veteran
I think the Casting Directors/Producers really put them together to troll the viewers. Dude is real conservative and very traditional and kinda controlling
Virginia has absolutely no clue on how to be a wife at all
But... I actually see it working out for them
feelosofer
#ninergang
I think the Casting Directors/Producers really put them together to troll the viewers. Dude is real conservative and very traditional and kinda controlling
Virginia has absolutely no clue on how to be a wife at all
But... I actually see it working out for them
I thought they had a shot until last week, Virginia is going to have to make some serious changes if they want it to last because I think Erik has done about all he can.
I actually feel this way about every couple this season
UpAndComing
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To me personally, I think they tried their hardest the first 7 seasons
Looks like some Marketing guy looked at their numbers and said the fukkery couples gave them have more views. They saw that and was like, "Aight, fukk it
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