Married at first sight is the best reality show on TV rn

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

Watching season 8.

AJ and Luke are both gay, right?



AJ referred to breasts as “boobies”



And Luke won’t touch Kate. Even if we’re not attracted to the woman, we’re still smashing if she’s down, especially in the dark.



Matt was smashing Amber.

 

[Kaypain]

Cant believe my wife got me into that shyt. My favorite one was the one with Latina chick with the big booty


I've noticed they haven't tried a Black and white couple yet to my knowledge. They know better

 

[Ezra]

Watching season 8.

AJ and Luke are both gay, right?



AJ referred to breasts as “boobies”



And Luke won’t touch Kate. Even if we’re not attracted to the woman, we’re still smashing if she’s down, especially in the dark.



Matt was smashing Amber.

My girl has had me watching this show for the past few seasons. It’s funny how I forget all this shyt as soon as the season is over. Had to look all these people up to remember who they were

 

[Devil Plisken…CMS]

Iris is extremely immature but with good intentions. The nikka she was with passed on many opportunities to spazz on her. From what I saw he didn’t want the burden of fukking her and she regrets it or something. She almost seemed in love with the idea of being a virgin honestly. Eventually you have to show a man sexual aggression. Show the fukkin tiger baby

Deanna is cool but she was full of shyt. Just based on her dating summary you can tell she spent all her 20s sucking fukking & tripping over dikk. Her husband was what she “needed” after years of going for what she “wanted”

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

Iris is extremely immature but with good intentions. The nikka she was with passed on many opportunities to spazz on her. From what I saw he didn’t want the burden of fukking her and she regrets it or something. She almost seemed in love with the idea of being a virgin honestly. Eventually you have to show a man sexual aggression. Show the fukkin tiger baby

I thinks she would have been down if he made a move. He was expecting her to be like, “I’m ready.” But she has no idea how to seduce a man.

 

[Gold]

Iris looks amazing, but she was very emotionally immature, and a lot of those super religious women tend to be like that. Her relationship with her father seemed a little off too.

She needs to marry a preacher, and be the preacher’s wife.

Liz and Jamie are like the couple that argues in front of people, and everyone is sitting there embarrassed like

They set dude up by putting him with a virgin.

Virgins need to.marry virgins

 

[Gold]

I thinks she would have been down if he made a move. He was expecting her to be like, “I’m ready.” But she has no idea how to seduce a man.

No she wouldnt have

Shes like a 12 year old in a 20 something year old body. She aint trying to do anything beyond hold hands

 

[Ezra]

They set dude up by putting him with a virgin.

Virgins need to.marry virgins

They did that two years in a row

 

[MischievousMonkey]

Yall need to start posting clips

 

[colicolicoli]

I just started season 9 on Netflix and none of these ppl sound good for each other. The experts gotta be trolling

 

[BrothaZay]

Me and my girl finished this off on Netflix last night...sidenote i don't know why Netflix only has season nine....and he made himself look like the biggest dikk on tv doing all that to her. But it was cringey as fukk to see her keep trying to pursue him, i was like girl just stop!!

Anyway Keith and Iris(the virgin) i don't know how he made it 8 weeks with that weirdo without the sex, he has the patience of a saint. He the one who should have been creeping...she didn't even let him touch her boobs??! Like naw bruh i'm glad he divorced her ass even tho i did think they was a cute couple and was gonna stay together.

I laughed at how the white couples fukked immediately and the black couples were like


I need to check on Hulu for some more fukkery, somebody recommend me some seasons.

Season 8

 

[Egomaniacal1]

Season 8

Started it today,the white dude already with the fukkery told his wife to her face he was repulsed by kissing her.

 

[FlyBoy718]

Is there a thread for Season 12 posted? Just got put on to this fukkery and it looks like this season should be interesting.

 

[Justise M]

Is there a thread for Season 12 posted? Just got put on to this fukkery and it looks like this season should be interesting.

Yeah I saw the first episode, could be a good season. That dude who always talking about how much money he has is a clown. He keeps saying he owns a restaurant in ATL. Apparently ppl found it he owns a Subway franchise

 

[FlyBoy718]

Yeah I saw the first episode, could be a good season. That dude who always talking about how much money he has is a clown. He keeps saying he owns a restaurant in ATL. Apparently ppl found it he owns a Subway franchise

At least breh got an entrepreneurial spirit. I think they gave him a good match because shawty already let on she's looking to be submissive. I can't see the pilot and party girl lasting too long.