Married and Divorced twice before 30.
- Thread starter General Mills
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RealAssanova
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@General Mills can you post the lank of your other stories breh? 
i'm outchea like, i've missed out on some piff stories. 
i'm outchea like, i've missed out on some piff stories. 
What kinda preemptive L is thisI kept breaking my neck looking at the front door waiting on her to come back in. . She never did.In the meanwhile this other chick started spitting at me. . I was 23. She said she was 29.
Ended up at her house that night. . fukked her while thinking of the other chick.
She liked the kid tho. . A lot.
Wanted us to be a couple. . I honestly did not care. . she was nice. . good job. .etc. .But I was still mentally focused on the chick I saw that night. Me and this new chick went out to the base club one night. . Had fun. . She dropped me back off at my ship in the AM. . I go to pull out my military ID and pull out hers instead. .Forgot she had given it to me at the club last night. . I looked at the age. . .This bytch was not 29. She was 39!
Her body was no joke tho. .We kicked it for like a few more weeks. . One day I dipped to Capn Oldies solo. . My dream girl was in there! I am not normally aggressive when meeting new women. . I just straight up started spitting game. Everything Hump and Pretty Boy taught me got put to use. . Had her laughing. . Had her giggling. . Got the number. . That night I called up the 39 year old and broke it off.
Me and Charlotte spent every free minute together. . Honestly her body was banging . . .Personality was nice. .She was poor as fukkkkkkkkkk!!!!! And she had two kids. A 7 year old and a 12 year old. 7 year old was cutie. . 12 year old already has ass and titties.As soon as I saw her I suspected she was already fukking. . She lived in a trailer in Mayport. Damn near across the road from the club. I never even knew the trailers were back there. She had some bullshyt job and was getting no child support of course. All kinds of red flags. . But I did not know about GMB. . OR HOH. Or the perils of dating single moms.
I did not now brehs.
We dated hardcore for like 9-10 months. . Hump and Pretty Boy was
@Tommy Knocksive been teeling you guys
dont marry an american woman
get a fine dime asian girl
- blackierobinson
through all your stories never knew you was married breh
you know im going to be in here listening to the goat coli story teller
you know im going to be in here listening to the goat coli story teller
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
Caught me off guard. . Cause I was going to ask her to marry me in like a week. She had saved up her lil checks and bought me a bullshyt ring. I said yes. 
Called and told my folks back in PA. They knew about her but not really. . I told them I was getting married. . My dad goes . .CONGRATS SON!
My mom. . You got her pregnant? 
My moms peeped something about her right away but could not put a finger on it. We ended up getting married at the Justice of the Peace. . First thing I did was get her out of that damn raggedy ass trailer! Got us a apartment. She had no car. . Got her one of those lil two door Explorer joints.
She was happy as fukk! shyt so was I. With my wifey. . Her kids were cool. No drama. I was going to work everyday. . etc. . Then the first problem started. . . I was scheduled to go on a six month cruise. . I had an allotment set up so most of my cash was going to her so she could pay her car note, and the rent and bills. . .etc. . My car note was getting paid automatically along with my credit card. . I had cash coming to me on the ship but not a lot. . I did not have a lot of expenses on the water.
This was before you could use internet on the ship and shyt so we wrote letters and when I got a chance I would call with a calling card when we pulled in somewhere. . Wellllllllll. We are about 4 months into the cruise. . We are in Palma Spain. . I get called to the Captains office. . He was pissed!!
Saying I was not taking care of my wife and he got a report that she was about to get kicked out of our place. . The apartment complex contacted the navy. I was 
I send all my money to her!!!! He did not believe me until he looked up the pay records. . .I remember he went from 
to 
He knew but could not say that I married a thot. Long story short. . The ship lent me cash and flew me home from Spain to Jax to take care of everything. .
I get there and am like
She had not paid rent in 3 months! 
Her car note was two months past due.
She had saved up her lil checks and bought me a bullshyt ring. I said yes. Called and told my folks back in PA. They knew about her but not really. . I told them I was getting married. . My dad goes . .CONGRATS SON!
My mom. . You got her pregnant? My moms peeped something about her right away but could not put a finger on it. We ended up getting married at the Justice of the Peace. . First thing I did was get her out of that damn raggedy ass trailer! Got us a apartment. She had no car. . Got her one of those lil two door Explorer joints.
She was happy as fukk! shyt so was I. With my wifey. . Her kids were cool. No drama. I was going to work everyday. . etc. . Then the first problem started. . . I was scheduled to go on a six month cruise. .
I had an allotment set up so most of my cash was going to her so she could pay her car note, and the rent and bills. . .etc. . My car note was getting paid automatically along with my credit card. . I had cash coming to me on the ship but not a lot. . I did not have a lot of expenses on the water.This was before you could use internet on the ship and shyt so we wrote letters and when I got a chance I would call with a calling card when we pulled in somewhere. . Wellllllllll. We are about 4 months into the cruise. . We are in Palma Spain. . I get called to the Captains office. . He was pissed!!
Saying I was not taking care of my wife and he got a report that she was about to get kicked out of our place. . The apartment complex contacted the navy. I was I send all my money to her!!!! He did not believe me until he looked up the pay records. . .I remember he went from to He knew but could not say that I married a thot. Long story short. . The ship lent me cash and flew me home from Spain to Jax to take care of everything. .I get there and am like
She had not paid rent in 3 months! Her car note was two months past due.
ZoeGod
I’m from Brooklyn a place where stars are born.
ive been teeling you guys
dont marry an american woman
get a fine dime asian girl
No ass having asian twig bytch.
- blackierobinson
No having ass asian twig bytch
ZoeGod
I’m from Brooklyn a place where stars are born.
Caught me off guard. . Cause I was going to ask her to marry me in like a week.
Called and told my folks back in PA. They knew about her but not really. . I told them I was getting married. . My dad goes . .CONGRATS SON!
She was happy as fukk! shyt so was I. With my wifey. . Her kids were cool. No drama. I was going to work everyday. . etc. . Then the first problem started. . . I was scheduled to go on a six month cruise. .
This was before you could use internet on the ship and shyt so we wrote letters and when I got a chance I would call with a calling card when we pulled in somewhere. . Wellllllllll. We are about 4 months into the cruise. . We are in Palma Spain. . I get called to the Captains office. . He was pissed!!
I get there and am like
hs past due.
How sway!?
I know a girl my age whos been married and divorced twice. I turn 21 later this month
And this is when the story gets interesting
