Mark The Mortician promoting Impact Wrestling with Eli Drake & Taya Valkyrie

[YakSpiller]

Mark The Mortician

“He’s setting up for the Head Stone Piledriver”

 

[Ripp]

Seriously though

Whats he doing in an impact zone?

Coming through for a one off feud with abyss at slammiversary

 

[Heelish]

Literally a RelliKKK

Spoiler

That’s “KKKiller” spelled backwards!

 

[Ripp]

Couple of questions... where is this nikkas hair? And why does he always look skinny and sick in pictures but flabby and sick when he actually comes back to wrestle?

 

[puppetmaster]

Mark the Mortician. Thankfully I’m in a dead gym right now because I laughed out loud legitimately


It’s too early for this shyt

 

[Riley Escobar]

Potential GOAT TSC nickname

 

[Amor fati]

Oh shyt he's cashing cheques as a mortician