Mario is an extremely violent dude

[CrushedGroove]

Funniest thing I've read since Warren G aggressively stepped to a dice game


Or Mask Off being about the slave trade

 

[duck]

 

[Complexion]

Also, for a fat plumber he's got some super strength and endurance as he's pretty much a free running MMA brawling acrobat.

Must be all the drugs.

 

[H. Selassie]

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

He beats women tooo

 

[Complexion]

Animal abuse as well:



And before you say this is a reach, its canon:

"Lots of people think that while Mario is pointing his finger forward, he’s saying ‘Go,’ and Yoshi’s tongue comes out. However, the set up that I drew was that when Mario punches Yoshi in the head, the character’s tongue shoots out in surprise […] What’s more, there’s an added ‘bop’ sound. However, it seemed like people would say ‘Poor Yoshi,’ so that’s why it became that Mario is saying ‘Go.’"

Mario is a menace. Anyone he goes at, be they a staff, record label or a crew is done when they come face to face with his viciousness:



Ask Bowser. The real Bowser. He threw him under the jail.

 

[H. Selassie]

He beats women tooo

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

His Hands are rated E for everybody

 

[Roid Jones]

Well, he’s Italian

Bada bing

 

[Roid Jones]

I hate the internet

 

[BulletProof]

 

[Calibrated]

He beats women tooo

Then takes the p*ssy

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

Mario is a drug addict. From shrooms to amphetamines to PCP and everything in between. Breh stays sky high.

I know a junkie when I see one...

Not even hidden but straight up in plain sight.

I'd pay for a psychedelic trip Mario. Adults only rated M.

 

[⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐]

I'd pay for a psychedelic trip Mario. Adults only rated M.

Psychedelic friendly Mario game would

 

[Neuromancer]

Well, he’s Italian

If you know you know piazan