Mario Balotelli is out here selling jumpoff's dreams

[Goat poster]

Damn fanny is available

Not really....

Any Nikka she talks to now has to know the first night you call her and she don't pic up who she is with.....

That is still Balo's for the taking.

 

[DAlbert]

has this nikka not caught a case yet?

pimpin sure aint easy

 

[I.AM.PIFF]

@3Rivers

bless us please

 

[iBrowse]

got some rep to donate to wake up now...

:yougotoo: or :yougo2: hmmm

 

[Ego Noir]

In the two seater

Those seat 4

I get the feeling tho

 

[TPL01]

@I.AM.PIFF

 

[blackzeus]

Once inside Balotelli’s pals started serving the girls shots of £50-a-bottle Ciroc peach vodka

“There was a large open plan area and they were all sitting around chatting and drinking. Then they had a pasta meal delivered to the house.”


That night Balotelli enjoyed a three-hour marathon romp with Emma, 23


did he get his money's worth ?

James Harden paying bishes car notes and flying them out on trips. This nikka giving these bishes a Ciroc bottle swapped out for Gordon's and some all you can eat pasta delivered to the house. He spent less than the average man does dating way worse bishes

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

at least hes getting back with Fanny

did this average white girl think Balo was going to wife her , he used you as a training session

another hoe running straight to the papers for a quick payday

 

[MCMLXXIX]

So...Is this what young folks do now? You flirt over twitter, send naked pics and then meet up. Then get mad and sold a story because he kicked her out HIS house the next day.

Did she think her and the kid were moving in?

Was she suppose to get breakfast?

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

As if this bytch never had a one night stand before..sending ass shots but apparently this is her only one night stand and thought balotelli would change after fukking her the first night?? Was she "furious" after every other one night stand and if so why would she keep doin it, especially with a celeb??

All signs point to severe learning disabilities or classic ho tactics after a big money grab plot was foiled.

Smartest move was Balo seizing phones upon entry. The "single mum" was immediately prob like " gotta try and think this out somehow now "

 

[BasketCase]

Now do this one:

 

[Bobby Reds]

MARRliho

 

[King Jove]

balotelli wins again

dude stay not givin a fukk

better start gettin some goals tho

 

[I.AM.PIFF]

@I.AM.PIFF

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[TPL01]

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