Low key, this bytch is super proud she got pumped and dumped by Mario. She's worked it out in her head, that if she tells the story this way, no one will think she's a thot... silly thot.
Fart Knocker
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send people you have never met pics of your ass with their initials painted on, and then act surprised when said person treats you like a piece of meat, brehettes
Sk3ptical
Superstar
Fart Knocker
Superstar
my nikka balotelli get his pimp game on mane
is pimp game strong mane
thats how he rolls mane
its not easy mane
my nikka keeps a bad bytch mane
athletes shouldnt smoke cigarettes...but his pimp hand is strong
Sk3ptical
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OG_StankBrefs
Da Spice...
Send a famous footballer a pic of your ass on twitter...get invited to his crib..let him buss nuts all on ya face for 3 hours and get salty he chucked you da deuces afterwards...oh and then put it all out dere for da world to know.
Bish is an absolute fukkin moron.
Bish is an absolute fukkin moron.
if you say mane one more goddamned timemy nikka balotelli get his pimp game on mane
is pimp game strong mane
thats how he rolls mane
its not easy mane
my nikka keeps a bad bytch mane
F*ck on the first date and don't wanna be considered cheap.
dat azz is phat doe
After a few hours Mario’s pals invited Emma’s friends for a dip in the pool while he offered to show her round the upstairs of the mansion.
Before long, the pal said, Emma was in his bed. But it was far from romantic.
“She said he told her, ‘This is nice. It helps my football’,” the pal revealed.
Things turned sour again when, at around 3am, Balotelli told her she had to leave. The pal said: “Emma’s friends had called a taxi and he just turned to her and said, ‘You go too’.
dat azz is phat doe
After a few hours Mario’s pals invited Emma’s friends for a dip in the pool while he offered to show her round the upstairs of the mansion.
Before long, the pal said, Emma was in his bed. But it was far from romantic.
“She said he told her, ‘This is nice. It helps my football’,” the pal revealed.
Things turned sour again when, at around 3am, Balotelli told her she had to leave. The pal said: “Emma’s friends had called a taxi and he just turned to her and said, ‘You go too’.
Yo I need a smiley of this lol
Dudes the oldest 24 yr old I've ever seen, I aint know he was that young, 
eat young man. PAWG PAAG and PAMG life!
eat young man. PAWG PAAG and PAMG life!
wait a minute...he dumped this?
he took her on a nice vacation in the states this year.... breh must of got some hoh game while over here
some of these fine chicks become head cases and get out of pocket.
more like : when a rich is done with you