Mario Balotelli da Gawd Appreciation Thread

[Black Magisterialness]

the boi swagotelli is

gotta lock a chick like that down...and she's Belgian which means she speaks french

 

[Malik]

I'm sorry yall but I gotta post just a few more.

Her name is fanny neguesha. shyts fukking crazy man.

She is a fukking dimepiece

Any nikka that comes in here on some "I see chicks like her everyday", I'll neg rep your ass to Bolivia the absolute moment it comes back. I swear to god

 

[Nature Boy Ric Flair]

I'm sorry yall but I gotta post just a few more.

Her name is fanny neguesha. shyts fukking crazy man.

 

[Ashyneezz]

Dark-skinned excellence

 

[Fatboi1]

She is a fukking dimepiece

Any nikka that comes in here on some "I see chicks like her everyday", I'll neg rep your ass to Bolivia the absolute moment it comes back. I swear to god

I see chicks like her everyday tho b.

 

[Astroslik]

I'm sorry yall but I gotta post just a few more.

Her name is fanny neguesha. shyts fukking crazy man.

life ain't far

I'm the same height, age, weight as balotelli

why couldn't it be me

 

[↓R↑LYB]

She is a fukking dimepiece

Any nikka that comes in here on some "I see chicks like her everyday", I'll neg rep your ass to Bolivia the absolute moment it comes back. I swear to god

I fukked badder bytches when I worked at Target

 

[bangedher_wholesquad]

messi is a much better soccer player though.

This dude reminds me of a euro version of

Except he's in a much more racist place with much less pretty nikkas to compete with. No homo.

I'm jealous Cuz I want one of them weird accent girls. They hot. And I know they got a weird ass accent

 

[Malik]

I see chicks like her everyday tho b.

I fukked badder bytches when I worked at Target

Just wait...

 

[SmarkMero]

That Life

Spoiler

I wanna share that girl

 

[bigmac]

Man, a lot of this guys appeal is all made up. I'm pretty sure he has done some of this wild shyt and he does appear to genuinely not give a fukk sometimes but a lot of it is defintiely made up. He had a pretty interesting interview on Sky Sports before a match one time whilst playing for City and Geoff Shreeves reeled off a bunch of stories that came out in the media about him. He pretty much said every single one was rubbish.

The worst part is, he isn't even that much of a good baller either. He has some talent but as far as strikers go, there are definitely better out there.

I salute the Young Lord for flourishing in a very racist atmosphere and taking his shyt all the way to the top but fukk me people lick is ass a bit too much. The media fukking loved this guy when he was out here in the UK too.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Swag off the charts

and his chick

 

[BIGDENNIS10UK]

Man, a lot of this guys appeal is all made up. I'm pretty sure he has done some of this wild shyt and he does appear to genuinely not give a fukk sometimes but a lot of it is defintiely made up. He had a pretty interesting interview on Sky Sports before a match one time whilst playing for City and Geoff Shreeves reeled off a bunch of stories that came out in the media about him. He pretty much said every single one was rubbish.

The worst part is, he isn't even that much of a good baller either. He has some talent but as far as strikers go, there are definitely better out there.

I salute the Young Lord for flourishing in a very racist atmosphere and taking his shyt all the way to the top but fukk me people lick is ass a bit too much. The media fukking loved this guy when he was out here in the UK too.

He makes headlines, he isn't an unbelievable footballer, but he's a very interesting character, especially with whole black Italian/adoption and all that.

I think people forget how young footballers are as well, imagine being under the media spotlight in your late teens/early twenties with all the money you can spend?

No wonder they're always doing something dumb, everyone does stupid stuff, it just isn't highlighted.

 

[Born2BKing]

My nikka got some swag bout hisself for a Euro.

 

[mson]

Man, a lot of this guys appeal is all made up. I'm pretty sure he has done some of this wild shyt and he does appear to genuinely not give a fukk sometimes but a lot of it is defintiely made up. He had a pretty interesting interview on Sky Sports before a match one time whilst playing for City and Geoff Shreeves reeled off a bunch of stories that came out in the media about him. He pretty much said every single one was rubbish.

The worst part is, he isn't even that much of a good baller either. He has some talent but as far as strikers go, there are definitely better out there.

I salute the Young Lord for flourishing in a very racist atmosphere and taking his shyt all the way to the top but fukk me people lick is ass a bit too much. The media fukking loved this guy when he was out here in the UK too.

I read this in a black English accent.