Marcus Jordan arrested for possession of cocaine, resisting arrest, DUI

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If we are telling cocaine stories.....one, a lot of people eat and do a little blow, look at the plates, it's fruit and that kind of thing. That's when you have a pretty constant habit. Little protein, few lines, a drink with brunch.

Two: ok, so it's 2004 and I am 18 years old, selling coke in high school. I meet up with some guy I know, he hands the money to another guy, like $650 for an ounce. We have to wait in a KFC parking lot for like an hour. Those things always took longer than you wanted. So we are in his truck, and we both take out our little stash, and do a few lines each from both ones. Like 4 lines or maybe more. I am high. I can't feel my lips, my teeth, my throat, I am like sweating.

This dude gets out of the car, and goes into the KFC, thinking he's going to use the bathroom, get a drink, get some napkins. He comes out with a muthafukking BOX of fried chicken, and starts eating. I was sickened. I felt like throwing up. That greasy ass fried chicekn and numb mouth.
 

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While he granted permission for the search he expressed concerns for how he was being handled telling police they can search him but they won’t find anything besides “a big d**k and some big balls”

LOL

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Kareem's son is out there stabbing nikkas and Mike birthed a weirdo junkie. Somehow, Magic's son is by far the least embarrassing out the 3. :dead:
Wait. What?
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You can tell dude is a burnout. I know guys like that lol

had the fukkin Urus rolled up on the train tracks, coked out with a Russian escort on his arm

Money, women, cars, but they are just burned the fukk out.

"we not way down the train tracks...we take a left, and then a right"

"I can definitley get this car off if you'll help me with it"

"I was just trying to get home.....and I got a little discombobulated"

Cop: I'm telling you there is no possible way we can push this car off the tracks

Jordan: I disagree with that

Jordan: I'm just saying....if there's six of us....and we throw this thing in reverse.....
 
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