man spends the night w/ woman and leaves (poo) streaks on her sheets

[Toe Jay Simpson]

I’ve done this before. Just kept denying it even in the face of insurmountable evidence

 

[Hoshi_Toshi]

That gooch grease

 

[shopthatwrecks]

shyt happens when u dook shoot dive on sight

1nve the aftermath hits ...its the man fault...when sis dont wipe right or scoop out the shoot..hell didnt even take a hoe bath

 

[13473]

I’ve done this before. Just kept denying it even in the face of insurmountable evidence

She smelled doodoo aroma (It wasn't me)
Heard you flushin over n ova (It wasn't me)
You even hopped in the shower (It wasn't me)
But you left streaks on the towels! (It wasn't me)

 

[humminbird]

*wake up the next morning*

me: damn look what you did.
her: i didnt do that.....I didnt do that.
me: I knew them wasnt queefs
her: wait.....I didnt do that!
me: I fukked the shyt outta you.
her: how much did i drink?
me: enough to shyt stain the bed.
her: you had to do that.
me: I aint judging you.....clean them sheets though.
her: i'm sure i didnt do that.

then you get a rape charge for scat rape

 

[Edub]

 

[Cat piss martini]

then you get a rape charge for scat rape

id grab my phone and let the police
see the selfies she took of herself with my dikk
in her mouth while i ate hotwings
the night before.

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

When you control your drinking you don't have these problems

 

[ajnapoleon]

I dont even use toilet paper anymore .

I take these everywhere

As a breh that was in the army a long time ...


These was life savers

 

[ajnapoleon]

I’ve done this before. Just kept denying it even in the face of insurmountable evidence

Trumpisum

 

[Eternally Jaded]

I dont even use toilet paper anymore .

I take these everywhere

As a breh that was in the army a long time ...


These was life savers

Are these wet wipes or nah?

 

[SNYC]

Where's the..

"Only shower once a day & don't clean ass cause it's gay"

people at?


White sheets & towel gang

 

[Ashley Banks]

Disgusting but I've had chicks leave period blood on my sheets.

I have a story about something like this. Are you interested in hearing it?

 

[ajnapoleon]

Are these wet wipes or nah?

No they are called coin tissue

Just wet them and take care of business

They are strong too

 

[ajnapoleon]

I have a story about something like this. Are you interested in hearing it?

Kinda But not sure if I would regret it