A man was left mortified after discovering he had transferred poo stains on to a woman's bedsheets - before desperately texting his friends for help.
Instead of providing said help, the bloke's pals instead posted the conversation on to Twitter (after suggesting that he 'get out and delete her off everything').
Kevin, 26, from Dublin, Ireland, slept over at a girl's house overnight on Friday evening (3 July).
But on Saturday morning, he realised he had left a disaster on her white sheets overnight. Kevin was horrified to find several poo stains on the bed.
He realised he needed to cover up the mess, which was incredibly obvious to the naked eye. In a moment of panic, Kevin texted his friend, Levi, for some much needed help.
Kevin claimed he went to the toilet but didn't 'wipe his bum properly' and desperately tried to cover the stains with his legs so the woman wouldn't notice.
While she was out of the room, Kevin flipped the bedsheets so the poo stain was on the lady's side of the bed and spilt beer on the sheets.
The woman didn't notice the stains while Kevin was still in the house. However, the pair have not spoken since the date of the incident.
Kevin said: "I ate a burger and chips from Burger King and drank one litre of Hennessy and coke the night before. I took the s*** on Saturday morning.
"We went back to bed for a bit watching the TV show Normal People and I then realised something was off.
"I swapped the sheets around to her side of the bed and spilt beer on the stains. She did not notice the stains when I was still in the house, but we have not spoken since it happened on Saturday.
"It's not looking good for the relationship." Least he knows, eh?
Kevin's friend, Levi, shared pictures of the hilarious text message exchange on his Twitter account which has since gone viral, gaining over 25.8K likes.
Social media users tried to pass the lad some advice on how to deal with the situation.
One user said: "He needs to 'accidentally' spill a drink and take the sheet off."
Meanwhile, another wrote: "It's the lass that's having the nightmare. Some block (sic) just s*** in her bed."
Lay off the burgers and booze next time, fella.
Man Left Mortified After Leaving Poo Stains On Woman's Bedsheets
..what happens between us stays between us or else shawty
Can't lie, I got drunk as fukk and pissed in a chick bed. I got up like
wet as fukk. 
was thinking about filling up a bucket with water and dumping that shyt on her while she was sleep. That would have been crazy. nikka just had to man up and take that L. She was pissed(literally) but she got over it. She still bring that shyt up every now and then.