Man requests 'trial by combat' with Japanese swords to settle custody battle with ex-wife

[Payroll]

shyt should be PPV

 

[⠝⠕⠏⠑]

That bytch better phone a friend to elect herself a champion. Imagine having to step to an actual master swordsman.


Him: Bring it bytch!

Me: Umm gimme onnnne second...HIKO! Hiiiiko!!! HIKO SEIJURO!
I got yo sake after you done!

 

[SCJoe]

Might not go his way.

 

[Just like bruddas]

Judge: I'll allow this
Husband:
Attorney: but your honor
Wife: fukking Anime

 

[FreedMind]

Hudson asked the court to suspend Ostrom's visitation rights and order him to undergo a court-ordered psychological evaluation.

Ostrom admitted to the misspelling but argued he has no history of mental issues.

When asked whether he was serious about the dueling offer, Ostrom said, "If Mr. Hudson is willing to do it, I will meet him. I don't think he has the guts to do it."

Some damn good reporting and quotes here.

 

[Neuromancer]

Why is it gonna take him that long to buy a wakazashi? You can buy those online and pretty quickly. Also why the fukk would he want to use a two handed style?

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

If they have kids, he's probably just forfeited any kind of custody

 

[MischievousMonkey]

Why is it gonna take him that long to buy a wakazashi? You can buy those online and pretty quickly. Also why the fukk would he want to use a two handed style?

He said he wants to have them forged especially for the occasion

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

he's going to the looney bin and they won't let him near the kids again

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

If they have kids, he's probably just forfeited any kind of custody

exactly

fool

 

[SoulController]

whole story is

 

[ORDER_66]

I mean we used to have duels with flintlock pistols to the death why is this so out there, my dude challenging her to ritual combat like a true Klingon would... she gonna put some respect on his house and name!!!

 

[Starboy52]

A) Breh could just buy a ceremonial blade for the occasion.

B) I wanted the judge to actually sanction the fukkery.

 

[Professor Emeritus]

He ain't even trying to keep those kids.

 

[Professor Emeritus]

shouldn’t have been watching Anime while his wife was getting her back blown out

Comment gave me flashbacks to that story where the guy was playing video games with big 'ol headphones on and the sound turned up so he didn't hear when an intruder came in and started violently raping his wife downstairs. Eventually in a quieter moment in the game his wife's screams finally got his attention, he ran downstairs with a piece and straight executed the dude from behind while the man was still in his girl.

One of the most traumatizing stories I ever heard for all parties involved. I don't know how you could ever wear headphones again after that.