Man jumps to his death in a mall after gf insists on going to one more store

[the cool]

Was his name sum ting wong?

 

[Cape]

The man is a coward. I've been shopping with my wife for hours, i pay for everything, i hold all the bags. She's so special. She let's me rest from time to time by talking to other men in the mall. That is what you call a caring woman, talking to random men just so my legs can recuperate. It's called commitment for a reason.

 

[WheresWallace]

Hoe ass niigga couldn't control his chick. A real niigga woulda just left her there and she woulda knew not to play after that.

 

[Lobo]

Shop till you drop

 

[Giselle]

I don't really like going shopping. I prefer to shop online.


That's terrible that he died.

Spoiler

The story is kind of funny though

 

[Doobie Doo]

There is no way you can keep a straight face reading that article. Chinese men are bigger simps than US white men. Only people fukking with them are Mexicans

 

[KOOL-AID]

Shop till you drop

.............. Sexy and funny, O Gawd

 

[DaRealness]

Imagine if mother in law and daughter were shopping too.

 

[SumBlackguyz]

Imagine if mother in law and daughter were shopping too.

stop it. i don't want to envision that right now

 

[DaRealness]

stop it. i don't want to envision that right now

If it was me I'd have to pull that 'falling down the stairs shyt' like that dude in Coming to America or be on some

before we even leave the house!

 

[Mr.Black]

5 DAMN HOURS??

i be done left that ho an hour in or done dragged her ass home, aint no way in hell i'm shopping for myself much less my bytch for 5 fukking hours

 

[SumBlackguyz]

If it was me I'd have to pull that 'falling down the stairs shyt' like that dude in Coming to America or be on some

before we even leave the house!

breh.... let that have been me, and I'm fighting for all of our brothers in the war against nagging women. My death will be a protest

 

[Malik]

You have never experienced sheer boredom until you have went shopping with a woman

 

[Dada]

Why do they go from 0 to suicide so quickly?

 

[Gandolpiffini]

You have never experienced sheer boredom until you have went shopping with a woman

I gave that shyt up 10 years ago for my health