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Shoplifting 
My homeboy in college was the starting running back for the football team and ran like a 4.4 forty. We were in Macy's one day and he throws some jeans on under his sweats in the changing room and we bounce. Whole time this balding middle-aged white guy is walking behind us. Got this smug ass look on his face like:
"I got you son"
I'm a little bytch so I look at my friend like
I'm expecting him to be upset or something, but he just looks at the old guy like
, then turns to me and shoots me a
face.
My friend literally starts running in circles around the dude like
. Runs around him probably 10 times then sprints off out of the parking lot like 
At this point I'm going through a ton of emotions. Watching him run in circles had me like

I look at the old dude sprint his chubby ass as fast as he could after my friend and finally he turns around like
I just look at him like
And then hop in my whip and drive off.
Found my friend a few blocks over walking down the street and gave him a

My homeboy in college was the starting running back for the football team and ran like a 4.4 forty. We were in Macy's one day and he throws some jeans on under his sweats in the changing room and we bounce. Whole time this balding middle-aged white guy is walking behind us. Got this smug ass look on his face like:
"I got you son"

I'm a little bytch so I look at my friend like

I'm expecting him to be upset or something, but he just looks at the old guy like


My friend literally starts running in circles around the dude like


At this point I'm going through a ton of emotions. Watching him run in circles had me like


I look at the old dude sprint his chubby ass as fast as he could after my friend and finally he turns around like

I just look at him like

And then hop in my whip and drive off.
Found my friend a few blocks over walking down the street and gave him a
