Man, I never realized so many people actually shoplifted

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Shoplifting :mjlol:




My homeboy in college was the starting running back for the football team and ran like a 4.4 forty. We were in Macy's one day and he throws some jeans on under his sweats in the changing room and we bounce. Whole time this balding middle-aged white guy is walking behind us. Got this smug ass look on his face like:

"I got you son" :jawalrus:

I'm a little bytch so I look at my friend like :why:

I'm expecting him to be upset or something, but he just looks at the old guy like :comeon:, then turns to me and shoots me a :steviej: face.

My friend literally starts running in circles around the dude like :troll:. Runs around him probably 10 times then sprints off out of the parking lot like :youngsabo:

At this point I'm going through a ton of emotions. Watching him run in circles had me like :mjlol::dead:

I look at the old dude sprint his chubby ass as fast as he could after my friend and finally he turns around like :mjcry:

I just look at him like :yeshrug:

And then hop in my whip and drive off.


Found my friend a few blocks over walking down the street and gave him a :salute:
 

ChriscoDash

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I don't know exactly what they do at the self checkout but they've been eating good off them gift cards for the past few weeks. :dead:

10,000 dollars gone in two days breh. That's fukking ridiculous. :dead:
Ain't no way in hell you can steal a giftcard like that's nuts. Cuz don't they have to scan the giftcard in order for it to work?
 

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I remember when I was six and 7 and I was getting candy with my sister at this street vendor..I don't know what hit me, but I decided I was going to get the candy and then run. The guy fukking chased me down and got my money and then my sister snitched to my mom:mjcry::snoop:. I apologized to the guy
 

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Back when I was younger :whew:
I quit BC I was forming a habit. Cheap thrills
 

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This guy was always the coolest shoplifter

:to:

This dude is pretty classic too

:mjlol:
:laff:
:dead:

And this guy is probably one of the slickest in the game :ohhh:



A mod deleted my thread again. Sorry b im jus real heated rn someone mite catch a hot one. They deleted the wrong nikkas thread
:dead:

Best off topic post of the thread!

Use to steal Condoms from kmart in high school
:russ:
:dead:

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Come to 42nd street. We have 4 of them.
:ohhh:
I think I know someone who worked there back in 2012. How long you been there?

I remember when I was six and 7 and I was getting candy with my sister at this street vendor..I don't know what hit me, but I decided I was going to get the candy and then run. The guy fukking chased me down and got my money and then my sister snitched to my mom:mjcry::snoop:. I apologized to the guy

:russ:

:mjlol:
:dead:
 

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Today nikkas stole about $6,000 dollars worth of gift cards and last Monday they took $4,000.

This chick I work with actually said she told one dude he couldn't take the gift cards and then he went and filed a complaint on her. :laff:

I swear I love working at the front with the registers so much fukkery happens. :dead:
Gift cards are useless until they are activated. I don't know why they would steal them.
 

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When I became a cop, I never knew how much crime occurred on a daily basis, especially shoplifting. Christmas time actually is a huge spike in shoplifting.
and they aren't all minorities.
Funny how the friend in the background on the cell phone is later arrested.
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See, the same dress.
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Some are compliant when arrested.
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Others are not.
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I don't even know why if she's rich and famous.
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Pretty af.
I have a homeboy who works at UPS, a few years ago he used to grab all kinds of gift cards when they came through the conveyor. I was definitely eating good that year. He would flip them for half the price, I still have a couple left. Balance still loaded. So I never believed they had to be activated at the register. Unless we are talking about the money cards.
 

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I follow boosters on IG who sell tons of stolen shyt from baby clothes to ferregamo belts.

One chick was posting some stuff for sale with the security tags still attached.
 
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One time I went to break, came back to see a pair of sandals missing and a pair of raggedy ass old flip flops on the ground. bytch just put the new ones on, walked out the store and left her old ones as a "fukk you" :umad:

Another time, I wasn't working but I was just in the mall and saw this dude come in wearing a UPS uniform. He went into the (women's) fitting room with like 25 shirts.

Dude walked out a couple minutes later with that UPS jacket looking puffy as fukk :skip:
 
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When I was like 13 I ripped 2 packs of basketball cards from 7 Eleven. Gave one pack to my friend. I got nothing good, the pack I gave him had a Tony Parker jersey card in it :mjcry:

Haven't stole shyt since
 
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