Man finds human sized Bat in his garage

[Ghost Utmost]

Niqqas talmbout "it ain't THAT big"

If you saw a ROACH that was the size of a matchbox car: you'd prolly sprint.

If I walked in any room with that hanging in it I'd have an existential crisis. Bounce is not the word. Jet is not the word. I would enter hyperspace on the way away.

 

[MoveForward]

I would slick be afraid to even shoot that muhfukka…

 

[Dynamite James]

 

[GoAggieGo.]

Shoot it and gone on about your day.

 

[UpAndComing]

That is definitely a problem, but apparently they’re “fruit bats” or something…only eat fruits and don’t bother humans

So all I gotta do is feed it pineapples and it won't go batshyt crazy?

 

[Cat piss martini]

bat: shut that light off breh.
me: vampire bat monkey!
bat: where!!!??
me:
bat: the fukk???.....you talmbout me nikka
me: drain a cracka......black people got sickle cell.
bat: I eat fruits
me: you gonna get aids draining fags man.
bat: bananas,berries.......fruits
me: good good.........keep your t-cell count out the neg
bat: that light is hurting my eyes.
me: talking vampire bat monkey!!!!!
bat: fukk this barn man

 

[Jesus H. Christ]

Spoiler: Batty Bat

@Tony D'Amato ?

 

[Pazzy]

 

[Diondon]

 

[Payday23]

Chinese man looking at that jawn

Wait til the COVID 25 hits. Yikes

 

[BigMoneyGrip]

He standin on bidness

 

[Sterling Archer]

THEY SAID HUMAN SIZED
NOT ADULT SIZED.






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I’ll allow it.

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

war it is

 

[True Darkseid]

nikka that's Count Dracula resting before he wake up and feed, and you taking pictures and shyt.

 

[OJ Simpsom]

shyt look like Jeepers Creepers