Malc00n guide to bring a pawg back home from the club and smash

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Fellow these steps and eat

-roll with one person
-Do not dance
-Do not buy drinks
-Park right In front of the club so it's easy access to your car
-Dress a little urban so you stand out
-The first hour don't dance with any chick
- use eye contact and look for females who look lost and drunk
-initiate physical contact right away
Look for female who needs a.ride home


Works everytime
Get accused of rape brehs
 

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Fellow these steps and eat

-roll with one person
-Do not dance
-Do not buy drinks
-Park right In front of the club so it's easy access to your car
-Dress a little urban so you stand out
-The first hour don't dance with any chick
- use eye contact and look for females who look lost and drunk
-initiate physical contact right away
Look for female who needs a.ride home


Works everytime

Rape case waiting to happen :banderas::banderas::banderas:
 

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:troll:Uncle Kingpin's guide to getting a pawg -

1. Look for the sloppily dressed white girl who's ashamed of her fat body and hides it under frumpy clothes
2. Tell her she's the most beautiful girl in the club, let's dance. dance for 90 seconds with her then whisper sweetly in her ear "your turning me on lets leave"
3. Take her to a backseat or back alley if you dont have a backseat and smash

:ehh: pretty much
 

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I also think my idea of a PAWG and others are totally different ...I don't do trashy looking white hoes.


I'd look for something like this ...
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I also think my idea of a PAWG and others are totally different ...I don't do trashy looking white hoes.


I'd look for something like this ...
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:pachaha:Keep it real breh, you pawg lovers aint smashing nothing looking like that




Real Life PAWG........................................................................Coli Life PAWG
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Speak for yourself ...SERIOUSLY
:manny: I dont date cacs so i'm not speaking for me, only what i see every day. Most black men who think they date PAWG's really got HAWG's (huge ass white girls). Out of every ten dudes i see cupcaked up with a white girl, only one might have a bmi under 30.
 

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:manny: I dont date cacs so i'm not speaking for me, only what i see every day. Most black men who think they date PAWG's really got HAWG's (huge ass white girls). Out of every ten dudes i see cupcaked up with a white girl, only one might have a bmi under 30.

I see it too, I'm just not one of them dudes ...I'd date a flat booty dime before a nasty pig. I just don't do trashy women, especially trashy white women ...and her approaching me is highly disrespectful to not only me but my entire race.
 
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