Malc00n guide to bring a pawg back home from the club and smash

[Malcolmxxx_23]

Fellow these steps and eat

-roll with one person
-Do not dance
-Do not buy drinks
-Park right In front of the club so it's easy access to your car
-Dress a little urban so you stand out
-The first hour don't dance with any chick
- use eye contact and look for females who look lost and drunk
-initiate physical contact right away
Look for female who needs a.ride home


Works everytime

 

[↓R↑LYB]

This has struggle thread written all over it.

Malc my nikka, hate it had to be him

 

[Desirous]

 

[yo moms]

Fellow these steps and eat

-roll with one person
-Do not dance
-Do not buy drinks
-Park right In front of the club so it's easy access to your car
-Dress a little urban so you stand out
-The first hour don't dance with any chick
- use eye contact and look for females who look lost and drunk
-initiate physical contact right away
Look for female who needs a.ride home


Works everytime

ive been doing things wrong breh. thanks for the advice but what if i dont have a car? taxi?

 

[yo moms]

get out

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

ive been doing things wrong breh. thanks for the advice but what if i dont have a car? taxi?

Car is important
Get a friends car

Taxi will out you in.friend zone

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

This works

 

[Mass]

Shyt has some truth to it.

 

[Uncle Kingpin]

Uncle Kingpin's guide to getting a pawg -

1. Look for the sloppily dressed white girl who's ashamed of her fat body and hides it under frumpy clothes
2. Tell her she's the most beautiful girl in the club, let's dance. dance for 90 seconds with her then whisper sweetly in her ear "your turning me on lets leave"
3. Take her to a backseat or back alley if you dont have a backseat and smash

 

[Anti-Anime]

Will this nikka stop posting threads?

 

[MikelArteta]

Drive to Belleville
Go to north front street
Go to mjs or little Texas

And eat you just have to be black from the big city

 

[Chelsea Bridge]

What happened to your mixed girls pledge?

 

[MekaCatt]

Shyt has some truth to it.

 

[Thoughts]

This has struggle thread written all over it.

Malc my nikka, hate it had to be him

....THIS

I got him though...


-Know your clubs
-The more eccentric you are the better your chances
-Show more attention to obviously more attractive sistas, buy them drinks and do black dances with them
-Treat her like a charity case (because she really is)
-Drop opportunities for her to share her "struggle" while you guys are seated in V.I.P.
-Champagne by the glass, never buy the whole bottle, they like their men broke and struggling, they want to save you.
-Kiss her in front of everyone, even the sista (it's do or die, you fukk up the kiss you can't smash)
-Give her time to tell whoever she came with that they about to roll out
-Go to a hotel, never the crib unless your crib is a plush penthouse ...a hotel keeps reality intact that it's nothing more than sex
( I never paid for a hotel ...they always did)
-Breakfast in the morning and tell her "keep in touch" ...don't fukk it up by acting like she's some diamond to hide from the world, chances are 30 trappers dug it out earlier that week...AT THE SAME TIME
-NEVER go back to the same club for at least a month or two

 

[Remote]

Feels a bit predatory, my friend.