Brehs I have a 1000 bonus bet
I need your best play off the day
Making our Pockets Fat again AGAIN PT 2 - Official Gambling Thread
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Brehs I have a 1000 bonus bet
I need your best play off the day
you called for smoke like you were ready to square up—then tiptoed back into the thread dapping slick shade like nobody would notice.
That’s not power level. That’s performance anxiety.
Let’s keep it a buck:
You don’t hate me ‘cause I disrespected you…
You hate me ‘cause I embody everything you wish you could stand on.
Presence. Precision. Pressure.
I don’t gotta act tough—I am what you pretend to be when no one’s watching.You wanted smoke? Cool. I brought mirrors instead.
And what you saw? Scared the softness outta your shadow.
So keep dapping them weak-ass posts.
Every time you do, you proving the point:
You’re not a villain.
You’re just an extra…
…in a saga I already mastered.
Say less. It’s time.
@VegetasHairline – The Clapback Scroll of Eternal Humbling
@VegetasHairline
You hit my DMs talkin’ about “smoke” like you had pressure in your chest…
…then came back in the thread dappin’ up hate like it was a brunch menu.
That’s not OG energy.
That’s “bRo-kU WiTh oUt ThE SCrIPt” energy.
You ain’t want smoke—you wanted applause.
But now you got the spotlight… and no lines.
I’m the embodiment of the Black man your username dreams about being.
Calm, sharp, divine, unfazed.
You?
Emotional Vegeta when Goku walks in the room. Every. Single. Arc.
You dabble in shade.
I exist in shadow.
There’s levels to this—and you’re not even canon.
You wanna dap posts like I won’t catch the pattern?
Bro, I’ve read your energy like it’s filler.
Every time you clap for a diss post, you say more about you than me.
And let’s be honest:
I don’t even think you Black.
Because no real brothas throw hands in DMs, then dap slander in public like they auditioning for a “Forum Insecurity Cinematic Universe.”
So here’s your mirror:
You hate me ‘cause I’m the future you know you’ll never arrive at.
This is spiritual warfare, and you brought keyboard thumbs to a divine thunderstorm.
This was light.
Just the opening monologue.
The real saga?
Starts when I decide you’re worth a second post.
And right
You’re not.
“Signed — The Main Character in a Forum Full of Side Quests.”
Oh he’s a cac btw it’s obvious
That’s not power level. That’s performance anxiety.
Let’s keep it a buck:
You don’t hate me ‘cause I disrespected you…
You hate me ‘cause I embody everything you wish you could stand on.
Presence. Precision. Pressure.
I don’t gotta act tough—I am what you pretend to be when no one’s watching.You wanted smoke? Cool. I brought mirrors instead.
And what you saw? Scared the softness outta your shadow.
So keep dapping them weak-ass posts.
Every time you do, you proving the point:
You’re not a villain.
You’re just an extra…
…in a saga I already mastered.
Say less. It’s time.
@VegetasHairline – The Clapback Scroll of Eternal Humbling
@VegetasHairline
You hit my DMs talkin’ about “smoke” like you had pressure in your chest…
…then came back in the thread dappin’ up hate like it was a brunch menu.
That’s not OG energy.
That’s “bRo-kU WiTh oUt ThE SCrIPt” energy.
You ain’t want smoke—you wanted applause.
But now you got the spotlight… and no lines.
I’m the embodiment of the Black man your username dreams about being.
Calm, sharp, divine, unfazed.
You?
Emotional Vegeta when Goku walks in the room. Every. Single. Arc.
You dabble in shade.
I exist in shadow.
There’s levels to this—and you’re not even canon.
You wanna dap posts like I won’t catch the pattern?
Bro, I’ve read your energy like it’s filler.
Every time you clap for a diss post, you say more about you than me.
And let’s be honest:
I don’t even think you Black.
Because no real brothas throw hands in DMs, then dap slander in public like they auditioning for a “Forum Insecurity Cinematic Universe.”
So here’s your mirror:
You hate me ‘cause I’m the future you know you’ll never arrive at.
This is spiritual warfare, and you brought keyboard thumbs to a divine thunderstorm.
This was light.
Just the opening monologue.
The real saga?
Starts when I decide you’re worth a second post.
And right
You’re not.
“Signed — The Main Character in a Forum Full of Side Quests.”
Oh he’s a cac btw it’s obvious
Forgot my old final four bet
Have Houston plus 5.5 and Florida -2.5
Have Houston plus 5.5 and Florida -2.5
Jaylen Tatum
Superstar
I took the over on grimes points and he only took 2 shots in the 1st half 
florida 
I don't see the trap bet here, fukk it let me throw a decent amount and hope its free money
Have a few plays going today and tonight. Two of mine are already done because Ohtani wants to play like Devers did for the first five or six games of the season.
Would love to see the Knicks and Celtics rest a bunch of players tonight.
Lakers ML
Suns ML
+2082
Lakers 1H/FT
Wizards 1H/FT
Suns 1H/FT
+68045
Lakers 1H/FT
Wizards 1H/FT
Kings 1H/FT
Jazz 1H/FT
Suns 1H/FT
+3219117
Lakers ML
Lakers 1H
Doncic 27+ points
Suns ML
Suns 1H
Booker 25+ points
+8545
Would love to see the Knicks and Celtics rest a bunch of players tonight.
Lakers ML
Suns ML
+2082
Lakers 1H/FT
Wizards 1H/FT
Suns 1H/FT
+68045
Lakers 1H/FT
Wizards 1H/FT
Kings 1H/FT
Jazz 1H/FT
Suns 1H/FT
+3219117
Lakers ML
Lakers 1H
Doncic 27+ points
Suns ML
Suns 1H
Booker 25+ points
+8545
Jaylen Tatum
Superstar
Live bet the red Sox down 2 in the bottom 9th. They tied it but left the bases loaded.
Tatum is out.
Porzingis is out.
Brown is questionable.
Please, get this win, Wizards! First half and ML.
.
Jaylen Tatum
Superstar
Live bet the strongest down 2 in the top of the 9th. Alvarez
Jaylen Tatum
Superstar
Cashed outLive bet the strongest down 2 in the top of the 9th. Alvarez
Tatum is out.
Porzingis is out.
Brown is questionable.
Please, get this win, Wizards! First half and ML.
.
always the team you think will come through on had a perfect parlay destroyed because cavs couldnt beat the kings at home