Making our Pockets Fat again AGAIN PT 2 - Official Gambling Thread

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ravens up 10 with 50 seconds left, and this butterfinger special teams idiot nelson algohor loses the ball and cardinals recover. Two plays later they kick a field goal to get to within 7 :snoop:

Only reason I'm not even mad about that is because Chiefs were in my same play and cost me.
 

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ravens up 10 with 50 seconds left, and this butterfinger special teams idiot nelson algohor loses the ball and cardinals recover. Two plays later they kick a field goal to get to within 7 :snoop:

professionals huh

sounds like more scripted bs

speaking of which, i think the dude who makes scripted picks i posted cleaned up again, i know the shyt i tailed hit and a few others i didnt tail. will take stock later cuz dude is on fire
 

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professionals huh

sounds like more scripted bs

speaking of which, i think the dude who makes scripted picks i posted cleaned up again, i know the shyt i tailed hit and a few others i didnt tail. will take stock later cuz dude is on fire

link?

honestly breh I can't even remember the last time i've seen a successful onside kick in the nfl
 

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pregame coaches meeting transcript:

Head coach: ok guys Gerald Everett is out so we're a man short.

Assistant: so what should we do sir?

Head coach: I don't know, just go out into the parking lot and see if you can find someone to fill the role.

*moments later*

Assistant: sir this here is Fehoko.

Head coach: good, we'll get him a uniform and make sure he catches a touchdown tonight.




:stopitslime:
 

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To think that compared with Keenan Allen and DJ Moore, I would not have expected Parham to be the first TD scorer on my parlay.
 

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10leg parlay for bucks/hawks 9 props win. The one who loses? Lillard to score 20. This bum scores six fukking points against the hawks. THE HAWKS. $50 to win 1k. I'm fukking pissed.

2/12 6 points

you know whats crazy breh? Lilliard will prob not score under 20 for like the next 30 games and ish
next game he'll prob drop 40
 

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Never picking Ekeler rushing yards again, just need 25 from this guy and Moore has him running up the gut for 0 yardage every attempt

HE’S NOT A BETWEEN THE TACKLE RUNNNER
 

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Never picking Ekeler rushing yards again, just need 25 from this guy and Moore has him running up the gut for 0 yardage every attempt

HE’S NOT A BETWEEN THE TACKLE RUNNNER

What a sweat. 29 yards on 15 carries.

Ekeler 25 yards rushing
Ekeler 25 yards receiving
Ekeler anytime TD

+200, 4 units
 

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draftkings texted me about 2 plays today: chiefs ML, bears/chargers over.

i played broncos +7 and bears under because that’s what i was doing anyway, but the next time they text and i’m not in that game, i’m fading.
 

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Utah got stomped out :snoop:

Francis Ngannou was cheated :snoop:

I lost this weekend, had they won I'd be eating lobster right now instead of these tear soaked noodles. :mjcry:
 
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