Make Assumptions Based on What I Drive Brehs

[O.T.I.S.]

Analysis? :Melo_not_impressed:@O.T.I.S.

No rims? Subs?

 

[Kwéyòl]

You cousin is a young thug fan

Closet full of Jordan's


Pursuing a nba career



Takes pickup games serious

Go some right

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Nothing special but it's not corny either

You live in a mostly black middle class hood

You cheat on your wife and vice versa

You throw backyard bbq's every other week

You smoke Marlboros but not infront of the kids.

You may be divorced soon

 

[Man]

You either a soccer mom or a gay queer

 

[The Mayer]

No rims? Subs?

No rims no subs

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Analysis? :Melo_not_impressed:@O.T.I.S.

You take long commutes to work

You brag about never driving another American made car

You work in a cubicle

You're one of 2 black dudes in that office full of cubicles

You went to Devry

 

[Seedz]

You take long commutes to work

You brag about never driving another American made car

You work in a cubicle

You're one of 2 black dudes in that office full of cubicles

You went to Devry

I feel like it's unfair that you didn't know he was white. Try that one again lmao.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

I feel like it's unfair that you didn't know he was white. Try that one again lmao.

Oh he's white???

 

[The Mayer]

Oh he's white???

Yes lol it wasn't that far off though

 

[SheWantTheD]

I'd laugh and be like "Shoot, at least I ain't driving that!" or be like "Better you than me"

I've seen dudes driving vans, minivans or the like and I think to myself "Why couldn't they get any other car? why a van?"

 

[Mowgli]

I drive a Honda Fit Sport.

Im driving right now so I can't take a picture, but that is the car.

If that was the only information you had, what else would you assume about me?

Rapey vibes

You like making out in backseats with white trash

You're cheap

You're broke

You're cheap because you're broke

You're smart enough to know the car doesn't make the man so you try to be frugal where possible with things you don't connect to manhood

 

[Seedz]

I'd laugh and be like "Shoot, at least I ain't driving that!" or be like "Better you than me"

I've seen dudes driving vans, minivans or the like and I think to myself "Why couldn't they get any other car? why a van?"

I say the same when I see people pulling up to he gas station with SUVs.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Yes lol it wasn't that far off though

Oh well ok.

You still work in a cubicle

You think the only black dude that works with you, likes you

You listen to Wutang and Vinnie Paz

You still brag about foreign made cars

Still went to Devry or some other community college... Only got associates

Fairly young

You haven't had a girlfriend in years and contemplate paying for p*ssy... Asian p*ssy

 

[O.T.I.S.]

I'd laugh and be like "Shoot, at least I ain't driving that!" or be like "Better you than me"

I've seen dudes driving vans, minivans or the like and I think to myself "Why couldn't they get any other car? why a van?"

I can DEFINITELY describe them nikkas

 

[25YOUTHS!!]

My turn brehs.
I drive one of these. 2014 Sonata, same color and shyt. All stock except for the upgraded sound system.
And I'm black if that helps