Make a fukkery prediction 2024 edition

[Blown Moon]

Cassie freak off tapes get released.

Anthony Anderson will die

Corey Holcolm will be physically attacked

A major domestic terrorist attack in Central Florida involving a bomb and shootings will kill 30+ people. Surprisingly, the terrorists will both die at the hands of police but there will be videos of them explaining why they did it released afterwards. This story will only stay in the news cycle for a week.

Production for Alita Battlefield Angel 2 will start.

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

-The US economy will see all time highs in inflation while people start losing jobs to AI
-A robot will kill a mass shooter/criminal beginning talks of robot laws
-Trump or Giuliani dies from “health issues”
-An AI will become publicly self aware
-Cyber attack blackouts enter public discourse
-Housing shortages lead to new laws effectively criminalizing homelessness and prisons start to overflow
-Suicides will increase
-Jay Z drops an album
-Andre 3000 releases a masterpiece Hip Hop album and OutKast goes on tour

Didn't this already happen w/ the Seinfeld AI episodes?

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

Big quake gonna hit Cali.
Mass shooting at a sporting event live on TV.
Trump incarcerated.
Attacks on the power grid.
UFO/UAP disclosure from the US government.

 

[KBtheKey]

Texas secedes, and within 9 months all southern US countries follow suit, effectively cutting the country in half. China tries some bullshyt thinking we all divided but we still all under nato so they get marked to the point where they launch a nuke. China nuke gets intercepted above water and then hell rains down on them for the next 6 hours.

However, now that nuclear fallout is in the water, we are limited AF as far as resources so GMO development goes into overdrive. Humans end up evolving/devolving based on genetics because GMOs had no time to go through trials properly. Pretty much post apocalyptic living for the next 50-100 years

 

[jdubnyce]

Thecoli will shut down making way for v2.0

Lakers best Boston for the chip; AD MVP

Terrorist attack at Paris Olympics kills mid-high profile athlete

India/Pakistan, China/Taiwan kick shyt off

Musk is murdered

Biden wins then is assassinated

White lung pneumonia kills millions in the eastern hemisphere

 

[Devilinurear]

Spinoff of my previous fukkery prediction for 2023 thread. Here are some of my predictions.

• Putin will be assassinated
• The presidential election will be heavily contested and will be decided by either the Supreme Court or the House of Representatives
• What we will eventually call WW3 will begin

Baraba Walter's freak off tapes are released with a young Sean Combs as a actor in it.

 

[Spence]

I honestly think Trump will croak before the election results

 

[Elim Garak]

Baraba Walter's freak off tapes are released with a young Sean Combs as a actor in it.

 

[Elim Garak]

Some of you want this site on some sort of CIA watchdog list.

 

[Micky Mikey]

The presidential election will be a spectacle unlike anything we've seen. Its calm now but it will be every bit as polarizing and chaotic as the 2020 elections. And it could be the last year America will ever be a Democracy for quite some time if Trump wins. Expect dramatic things to occur.

Climate change will ramp up. And we'll experience the hottest year in recorded human history. Perhaps it'll be the year that the average person takes it serious. I say that every year so more than likely I'm wrong.

A.I. advancements in 2024 will make the ones in 2023 look irrelevant. Expect to be shocked.

Something dramatic will occur in the Russia vs Ukraine war.

A black swan event will occur. Not sure what it'll be yet.

 

[Mike809]

a major earthquake is going to happen somewhere in the carribean.

 

[skokiaan]

South Park episode about diddy freak offs

Mya has a baby the coli loses it

Keri hilson has a baby and coli breh lose they minds

Cardi becomes a wench and thats the last nail for thecoli.com

Trump cries

 

[Jaguar93]

• World peace will be achieved
• World hunger will be solved
• Every disease and illness will be cured.

 

[motionlessZombie]

Trump wins the election and civil war occurs.

A Nightmare on Elm Street reboot will be announced.

Taylor Swift gets engaged or pregnant.

More UFO evidence and sightings will occur to the point where the CIA will have a hard time denying it.

 

[Milomann]

The new Commander in Chief 2024...