Make a fukkery prediction 2024 edition

[Elim Garak]

Spinoff of my previous fukkery prediction for 2023 thread. Here are some of my predictions.

• Putin will be assassinated
• The presidential election will be heavily contested and will be decided by either the Supreme Court or the House of Representatives
• What we will eventually call WW3 will begin

 

[Raizan]

1.Biden will defeat Trump and CACS will lose their minds.
2. Vince McMahon will die.
3. Tyson Fury will get beat up and then retire.
4. Republican politician will get caught on camera saying niqqer.

 

[Low End Derrick]

• France wins the Euros
• Argentina will win Copa America
• Ronaldo will retire
• @TEXAS MANDINGO finally comes out the closet
• Kanye will Drop VULTURES
• Sha'Carri will win Gold in Paris
• Trump loses to Biden while sitting in prison

 

[null]

flat earthers find evidence
aliens arrive on earth
covid 2024 erupts
china takes taiwan
president trump 2.0
strong AI born
prince andrew arrested

 

[RageKage]

'24 is going to be a shytshow, fukkery possibilities are almost limitless

 

[Morethan1]

strong AI born

Elaborate

 

[null]

Elaborate

strong AI.

at least as smart as the average TLR breh

 

[Morethan1]

strong AI.

at least as smart as the average TLR breh

Bro I know your posting style and I know you're one of the smarter one's here. I've been following ai the past year, so when you say strong ai what do you mean

 

[Wig Twistin Season]

-The US economy will see all time highs in inflation while people start losing jobs to AI
-A robot will kill a mass shooter/criminal beginning talks of robot laws
-Trump or Giuliani dies from “health issues”
-An AI will become publicly self aware
-Cyber attack blackouts enter public discourse
-Housing shortages lead to new laws effectively criminalizing homelessness and prisons start to overflow
-Suicides will increase
-Jay Z drops an album
-Andre 3000 releases a masterpiece Hip Hop album and OutKast goes on tour

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

What we will eventually call WW3 will begin

Pretty sure it already has. When did WW 2 start? Depends on where you live...

 

[null]

Bro I know your posting style and I know you're one of the smarter one's here. I've been following ai the past year, so when you say strong ai what do you mean

i mean generally what is meant by strong AI.

a human level intelligence breakthrough.

maybe at a child's level but something which has the capability to learn and self-modify to internalise new information.

 

[Paper Boi]

Pinky gets on ozempic

 

[Elim Garak]

Pretty sure it already has. When did WW 2 start? Depends on where you live...

Possibly we'll see.

 

[Morethan1]

i mean generally what is meant by strong AI.

a human level intelligence breakthrough.

maybe at a child's level but something which has the capability to learn and self-modify to internalise new information.

So you think Openai Q* could be real

 

[null]

So you think Openai Q* could be real

i don't know but they are investing a lot of money and there are some really smart people out there.

i got around 0 right in 2023 though