Major Payne Appreciation Thread

[bobbiewishbone]

Personal classic

I can't feel ma legsssssss

I looked and said bubba, that's cause they aint there

 

[boskey]

Stone: "We can't run its too slippery"
Major Payne: "SLIPPERY HE SAY...you think Charlie care anything about slippery??? Only thing Charlie knows is slip your throat!"



Still funny

 

[MenacingMonk]

Saw it today for the first time in years. It's better than before.
-"Mr. Handicapped Man"
-The intro scene with the kids is fukkin GOAT. I always remember that scene.

 

[-DMP-]

I was like 7 or 8 when this came out and still remember it

-DMP-

 

[Whitty Hutton]

"DIR, YED DIR!!"

 

[Morose Polymath]

Karyn Parsons' character turned Major Payne into a simp by the end of the movie, and can you blame him!?!? That golden brown young tender throwing it at you like that.

Had my man pleading his case like "you expect me to just marry you, adopt tiger and have us a nice white picket fence!! "

That man never stood a chance

 

[wire28]

this movie will always be funny

i actually still make this reference every now and then too, to the "blood and guts and spit and ass was everywhere"

 

[Big Dick]

Hilarious over the top movie

 

[kp404]

Personal classic

I can't feel ma legsssssss

I looked and said bubba, that's cause they aint there

Classic, classic, classic movie....that scene is one of my favs of all time too :deadmutumbo:

 

[patscorpio]

That had a young nikka goin crazy in the theater when she did that!!!!!!!

yeah breh..i just didnt expect hilary banks to be doing that..had me like

 

[Danie84]

Major Payne might be the originator of GO HAM

...90s Kid

 

[Ruck]

Just watched this movie tonight. Hadnt seen it in 20 years. Still as funny as i remembered. Damn shame there aint no blu ray.

Wtf happened with movies like this? Damon was on a tear with mo money, blankman and major payne. Didnt really like the movie with him and sandler but dame was that dude.

Shawn and marlon cant even compare to damon and keenans talents. I was blessed in my childhold, its just a shame my nieces or kids these days dont experience these kind of classics anymore.

 

[Kaypain]

bless her heart she fine as hell

but thats the whitest twerk I've ever seen


and the way Major Payne was pumping behind her

 

[Ruck]

Its free to watch on amazon prime

 

[Kaypain]

Its free to watch on amazon prime

Finally!