Major Hurricane Milton (Category 3; 125 mph) to strike Florida tonight

[Windows 91]

That storm path is scary. I got an uncle down there near Orlando, hope he'll be ok.

 

[fact]

I don't give a fukk what anyone says. Let's see these Elon and all of them rich people set on ruling the world and overthrowing elections and governments provide some rooms for these people in other locations.

A single billion dollars can afford to live in a rich ass NYC apartment that cost $2000 a day for 500,000 days (1369.86 years). These people have over a trillion dollars of net worth between them (at least 1,000 times $1 billion). Why don't they pool together some resources and get families cheap hotels?

That's what trickle down theory and Reaganomics was supposed to be about. Elon shoots rockets out of Florida right?

These are Floridians right? These are some of their biggest supporters.

Step up.

The reason they don’t is because if people saw how fukking easy it would be to do it, then they would have no excuse to not help out more. Until the people start dragging these obscenely wealthy fukking pigs out of board rooms by their feet and start stringing them up, these pigs aren’t going to do anything but use their resources to become even richer

 

[General Mills]

Comments saying that's in Jacksonville, even still i doubt the impact would've been from milton with it being so far out still.

We had crazy crazy rain yesterday. Even for Florida standards. Was out getting last minute supplies yesterday at Target and Walmart and got soaked in less than a second running from my truck to the store


Went out today after work to gas up my truck in case I need to dip and gas stations were lined up around the corner. Tried to go to BJ’s for the cheaper gas but that line was like 80 cars deep

 

[Canon]

should be interesting to see what happens overnight

looks like Mexico is gonna Catch a little hell

 

[HipHopStan]

“Well, let me tell you something, brother! It was a dark and stormy night when Hurricane Milton decided to roll into Clearwater, FL, and it was no ordinary storm, dude! The winds were roaring a thousand on the Richter scale and the rain was comin' down in sheets, but Hulkamania was about to rise up, brother!

I was sittin' in my living room, surrounded by my championship belts, and I could feel the power of the storm tryin' to break through! Instead of runnin' for cover, I tightened my red bandana and ripped off my yellow Hulkamania shirt, flexed my pythons, and said, "Not today, Milton!"

Milton then tried a sneak attack and it felt like ten thousand Ultimate Warriors were pushin’ me back, but I held my ground! "You think you can take down Hulkamania?" I shouted, waving my finger, "You better think again, brother."

With one mighty slam, I unleashed the ultimate Hulkamania spirit, and Hurricane Milton started to lose its steam! Then, I finished him off with the mighty leg drop for the 1-2-3. The rain slowed, and the winds calmed, as if they were bowin' down to the power of the Hulkster, brother! I sent that storm packin’ the same way I did to Andre the Giant at Wrestlemania 3, before he died the next day.

The people of Clearwater cheered, and I knew I had saved the day once again! I looked up at the sky and said, "Hurricane Milton, you messed with the wrong man, brother! Hulkamania will NEVER die!"

To all the future hurricanes who dare challenge and want a piece of the Hulkster: WHATCHA GONNA DO, WHEN HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU?!”

- Hulk Hogan (probably in the near future)

 

[Voice of Reason]

Seriously if you are in the path of this storm you need to evacuate.

They are saying that you will not have power or sanitary towel or drinking water for days on likely weeks.


Leave if you can.

 

[Robbie3000]

Milton off the coast gathering power like Goku arming the spirit bomb.

Climate change about to ravage us for the rest of the century and we got the Oil
industry lobbying for fracking and more fossil fuel burning.


Times about to get really, really wild.

Grandkids and great grand kids gone be looking at us like, “So yall knew this shyt was coming for decades and didn’t do shyt about it?”

 

[Dillah810]

 

[Cat piss martini]

Nobody deserves to die in a hurricane

Everyone should stay safe

Black first.

 

[OneDeep]

200+mph wind gusts

May god be with you

If you can GET OUT NOW

 

[Gizmo_Duck]

should be interesting to see what happens overnight

looks like Mexico is gonna Catch a little hell

You’re still there??

nikka run!

 

[Robbie3000]

This hurricane is growing like the storms in disaster movies.

 

[Gizmo_Duck]

 

[UpThruDere]

That storm path is scary. I got an uncle down there near Orlando, hope he'll be ok.

Orlando is probably the best place you could be at in Florida during a hurricane

 

[Ozymandeas]

No tin hats are necessary. Its climate change. Scientists have been pleading for decades to deaf ears. And we're starting to pay for it. Politicians did next to nothing. And the general population couldn't care less. These storms will become so frequent, expensive and destructive that it'll restructure society.