Main Reason I had to Unfriend my Conspiracy pals today: "Jay Z Caught Shapeshifting on Flight"

[Fatboi1]

Here's a video of the camel before take off

 

[Brolic Scholar]

Jay-Z is a werelizard? Yeah... That makes sense. There was a weirdo on another forum claiming Jay-Z was sending him gay signals through his album covers. His catch phrase was "put a penis in his hand". I would be in tears reading his posts because he was dead serious.

NikeTalk

 

[TillWeDie]

 

[Doobie Doo]

Flight attendant was like "Are you alright"

GO AWAY!!!!!!!

 

[Recca Gatsby]

LMAOOOOOOOOOO this shyt reads like an old Goosebumps book

 

[Vandelay]

Lol

 

[Hoodoo Child]

LMAOOOOOOOOOO this shyt reads like an old Goosebumps book

 

[The Fade]

Jay-Z is a werelizard? Yeah... That makes sense. There was a weirdo on another forum claiming Jay-Z was sending him gay signals through his album covers. His catch phrase was "put a penis in his hand". I would be in tears reading his posts because he was dead serious.

NikeTalk

My nikka, I'm deceased. These "chosen one" conspiracy third eye nikkas need help

 

[Suspicious Dingo]

NikeTalk

This is, without question, the funniest fukking thing I have ever read.

 

[Doobie Doo]

Jay-Z is a werelizard? Yeah... That makes sense. There was a weirdo on another forum claiming Jay-Z was sending him gay signals through his album covers. His catch phrase was "put a penis in his hand". I would be in tears reading his posts because he was dead serious.

NikeTalk

Dude in the link sounds like a Hov a sexual.

 

[TransJenner]

jay z is a luciferian

Satans true agenda is do thou wilt or some shyt like that

Jay z is down with that

 

[Absolut da poet ®]

Stopped at "United Airlines"

Right here ^


LMAO

 

[MewTwo]

Save the camel jokes, dude who posted this introduced me to some major music folks back in the day now he's posting Jay-Z Shapeshifting stories. At first I thought it said Shoplifting wondering how he can do that in the sky. I can't take this shyt no more and asked him if he believes it he said "Ya never know...."

UNFRIEND

But on a serious note I could not let the day go by without sharing this shyt with my Coli folk, the screenshot alone is


but the comments

Son I laughed so hard my chest cavity got all fukked up. Now I have to see a doctor. Good job

 

[fkthisgaysite]

That damn twitter doesnt even exist.

Yea not....ANYMORE.....









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[Blackrogue]

In business class huh