machete kills is fukkin' hilarious
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I just loved how before it comes on.... You get this faux trailer of a future Machete.... That's has all this absurd shyt and you wonder to yourself "how does this even get to this space galactic shyt?"
Then you watch the film, see the little hints throughout the move via the "slow build" in the first 3/4's of the movie.
Then when the last 1/4 comes, all this shyt just smack you in your face and a rapid pace and everything just comes together!
It's takes you on a roller coaster of emotions like
i know, it was like in the blink of eye somethin' else was happenin' right before your very eyes, lmao
Bryan Danielson
Jmare007 x Bryan Danielson x JLova = King Ghidorah
Much better.... But also due to the help of the events that take place halfway in and shyt hitting the fan in the final arc or "last quarter" of it.
Speaking of Danny Trejo; I didn't know dude was 70 years old. He's always looked like he lived hard life but never thought he was that old. On the topic at hand I liked the first Machete, I am about to check the second one this week.
Devilinurear
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yoooo
Did Machete predict the future?
They had a wall and everything.
Did Machete predict the future?
They had a wall and everything.
OmegaK2099
Gettin' It In
OmegaK2099
Gettin' It In
Yea, a p*ssy and a phone
I'm watching it now and I don't see any p*ssy like in part 1, p*ssy was in the first scene I thought there would be more of that in the sequel not less.
OmegaK2099
Gettin' It In
Second one was kinda too goofy for me so it barely kept my attention, idk to me it seemed more like Austin Powers instead of grind house
Devilinurear
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It was grind house. It just way out there like so grind house did.