machete kills is fukkin' hilarious

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I LUH'd that shyt :wow:

hell yeah, he picked all the right people to be in this movie too. not like this is new news but sofia vergara is one sexy woman, lawd have mercy.

cuba gooding jr :gladbron:
sheen as the president was just perfect too :russ:

if rodriguez does another machete, he needs to get ana de la reguera in it. this woman is the definition of attractive and sexy

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watched it the other day

it was like he was thinking, aiight i made machete already........ how do i make another one..... hmmm i know make it the most absurd movie ever

yup, that's what i thought too. he went over and beyond with this one :mjlol:

it's one of those movies that's so ridiculous it's good. it serves it's purpose and that's to entertain :wow:
 

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I just loved how before it comes on.... You get this faux trailer of a future Machete.... That's has all this absurd shyt and you wonder to yourself "how does this even get to this space galactic shyt?"


Then you watch the film, see the little hints throughout the move via the "slow build" in the first 3/4's of the movie.

Then when the last 1/4 comes, all this shyt just smack you in your face and a rapid pace and everything just comes together!


It's takes you on a roller coaster of emotions like

:patrice::russ::lolbron::dwillhuh::ohhh::deadmanny::ohlawd::mjlol::ooh::whew::banderas:
 
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