Ludacris Executive Producing CBS Atlanta Gang Drama With Ryan Seacrest

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Thinking about the stupid scenes in this shyt man

*Mogul trying to save youth*: You guys need to put down the drugs and pick up the trumpet
*Young Dealer*: Mane get out hurr with all dat. I'm getting dollas and bytches.
*Mogul*: You ever heard of Satchmo? *que sequence of Louie Armstrong playing the trumpet while Mogul explains how good he was*
*Young Dealer* You right man, let me give it a shot.
*Transitions to Young Dealer in band class*
*Young Dealer*: Man this uniform too tight
*The most beautiful girl in scholl that Young Dealer has had a crush on for years just happens to be in the band*

This motivates the Young Dealer to be the best trumpet player the school has ever seen, thus winning the affections of the beautiful girl.
 

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Thinking about the stupid scenes in this shyt man

*Mogul trying to save youth*: You guys need to put down the drugs and pick up the trumpet
*Young Dealer*: Mane get out hurr with all dat. I'm getting dollas and bytches.
*Mogul*: You ever heard of Satchmo? *que sequence of Louie Armstrong playing the trumpet while Mogul explains how good he was*
*Young Dealer* You right man, let me give it a shot.
*Transitions to Young Dealer in band class*
*Young Dealer*: Man this uniform too tight
*The most beautiful girl in scholl that Young Dealer has had a crush on for years just happens to be in the band*

This motivates the Young Dealer to be the best trumpet player the school has ever seen, thus winning the affections of the beautiful girl.
I don't know why but this reminds me of this routine:
 

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Depends on how that present it and what time it comes on regarding the chance of this show succeeding. If it is gritty and grimy and comes on at like 10 where they can do a little more then they could have some kind of success.
 

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A gang drama. :sas1: How many prime time shows will that add up to with black leads currently or formerly involved with crime? :sas2:

SDE.

Sports. Drugs. Entertainment.

Nothing more, nothing less, but more importantly, nothing more.
 
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I can understand this part. If you go to Ryan Seacrest to get helpful hints on how to make the show real, it would be seen as fake. Here's an example.

Bro 1: Hey bro.
Bro 2: Hi bro.
Bro 1: Ready to do some gang stuff?
Bro 2: Yes, I am. Are you?
Bro 1: I am definitely ready to do gang stuff.
Bro 2: Do you have any cigarillos to smoke?
Bro 1: Why yes, I do. <hands over a Black & Mild>
Bro 2: Word out.
Bro 3: Hey guys, how's it going?
Bro 1: Hello brother. <high 5's Bro 3>
Bro 2: I am chilling out.
Bro 3: I brought my tablet over.... so we can plan out our gang activities.
Bro 2: That's what I am talking about.
Bro 1: Cuz, you always come through.
Bro 3: I thought we would begin by spray painting our gang name and symbol on the Fifth Street Bridge.
Bro 1: Whoa, you are hard core.
Bro 3: Hey, I lived in Brooklyn for three years.
Bro 2: Dudes, I'm kinda scared. I've never spray painted graffiti before.
Bro 3: Well, there's no better time than the present.
Bro 1: That's what I am talking about.
Bro 2: Isn't the Fifth Street Bridge on Savages territory?
Bro 3: Exactly. We need to make our mark.
Bro 1: <eyes open widely> Heaven's to Betsy, expanding into Savages territory. We'll be like king of the jungle.
Bro 2: That is crazy.
Bro 3: Kings.... of the street jungle. <fist bumps Bro 1>

* end scene *
U know Ryan Seacrest was born and raised in Georgia right? As much as his radio personality entails, dude is actually a real southern hick. Breh been cac-c00ning to get that money and now is worth hundreds of millions of dollars.

I think this may work. Seacrest is a driven individual and has made a success with everything he's involved with. I wouldn't bet against him.
 

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Ryan Seacrest got a shytload of pull apparently. I'll post the story about how he was "trained and groomed" :scust: to be in the position he in. Gotta find it.
 

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Ryan Seacrest got a shytload of pull apparently. I'll post the story about how he was "trained and groomed" :scust: to be in the position he in. Gotta find it.
Not surprising. I'm sure Ryan had to suck some dikk on his way up :huhldup:
 
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