that candy ass tattoo joke 

"Cookie Puss" vs. "Your arms are too short to box with GOD."
Really? You have to ask who won?
they did the promo together in January. Punk won then and 6-7 months later it still holds.
Punk won the smarks, Rock won the kids
But they both won with the buyrates as draws and bosses should
If he he would of won with the smarks, they would of been chanting CM PUNK big time during those like they did when he clowned Cripple H, Cena, Sheamus, and everyone else as heel. They kind of no sold him..Rock said COOKIE PUSS and the entire crowd chanted like a cult. Little things. Genius shyt. Stuff you don't even see anymore in the game.
actually CM Punk had said in that very promo that's how the crowd would react
mick foley gets pops when he does his cheap pops too
Trying to save face when someone dies on his portion of the promo. Same shyt Cripple H used to say.
Same. Tired. Whatever the adjective is, it always works and it always makes people like you mad. So it's all good.
Hopefully those beneath him can reach that level of acceptance so they have iconic sayings for the rest of their career that spawns video games and shows.