Look At The Size Of This Fukking Crocodile

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Waiting for the coli breh to come in and say he can knock out the croc because besides their sharp ass raggedy mouth they're weak

They have a strong ass bite but if you close their mouth they're weak. All they really got are sharp ass teeth. I'm pretty sure I could knock a crocodile out.
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It's all fun and games until you get caught slippin'

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You could hold a 20 gauge straight to that lizards face and it wouldnt notice it over the little chicken strip youre dangling :dame:


Have no survival instincts reptilbrehs:gucci:

Don't need survival instincts when literally nothing in the natural world is a threat to you. :yeshrug:
 

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Well damn! That croc is guaranteed about that life !

Probably been through numerous tours of duty in that river!
 

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:martin: you mfs kill Me, nothing in the natural world, just close his mouth

You need at least 10 Brock lesnars and 7 khabibs for that thing
 

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Can't see the image or video but I can deadlift about 800 lbs and clean and press about 300 so once adrenaline gets goin I could probably straight snap a crocodile in half on some dark knight shyt. This is assuming I don't just go to his level and out wrestle him with superior tactics. Crocodiles are pretty weak in general though
 
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