LOL @ Michael Jordan getting banned from the golf course for his wardrobe

[SHO-NUFF]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand,

 

[Robbie3000]

Nah I truly think he just doesn't give a fukk. If u think about how much time 99% of celebrities put into their look/makeup etc. it prolly gets ridiculous. I had the thought myself, if I had unlimited funds like MJ why not go out there wearing whatever the fukk I want with a cigar in my mouth and a PAWG on my arm 24/7? Especially since his income ain't related to his physical image at all. He's living the ultimate don't give a fukk lifestyle...the fact that its the goat doing it just makes is that more hilarious.

You gotta love the goat.
at MJ spending more on Cohibas than on his wardrobe.

 

[Jax]

 

[Jax]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand,

CAN'T BREATHE BREHS

 

[mcellas]

 

[NYChase718]

 

[courtdog]

fukk it, I'd probably dress like a fukking maniac if I was MJ. What's a man to a goat....

I think I figured it out. Jordan made a deal with the devil.
In exchange for great basketball skills, he'd have to wear ripped jeans and cargo pants 362days a year
At the time it didn't seem like a bad deal

 

[Non Sequitur]

It says "there's no tipping"!!!!


White people give zero fukks

 

[beenz]

yo, is wearing all the wack jordan brand prototypes and what not? Cuz I dont see any of the the jordan brand gear on his website nor on eastbay. to keep it real, most of the jordan brand gear is decent looking. where is mike getting his shyt from?

 

[beenz]

i knew when i clicked on this thread i knew i was in for some laughs but this shyt literally has me . But seriously wtf happened this nikka MJ. I remember growing when Jordan getting championships and scoring titles, he was considered one of the more fashionable players in the league and damn near a fashion Icon. MJ will always be the G.O.A.T in my eyes I know we make fun of this nikka, but these over-sized bob saget jeans, those Prom night Detroit Red Zoot suits is a cry for help brehs. On the outside MJ but deep down inside he gotta be all this money nobody give fukk about this nikka. Mj surrounded by Yes men, underachieving sons and sexy ass Pawgs and Latinas and nobody has decency too tell him he looks like a clown or give him one of these before or when tries to go out in public eye dressed like that. Juanita aint no pawg or fine ass sexy Latina and looked Prince's like older brother but she held that nikka down played her position and didn't have the G.o.a.t going outside looking like a clown ass nikka. MJ need to go ahead and reconcile with that or get himself down ass black bytch to put on the team. Ain't no good black woman going to have her nikka go out in the public looking like that.

its true. MJ was the one who popularized the baggy shorts in the nba when everyone else was sportin dukes. that being said, his fashion sense has an inverse relationship with this ex wife. when he was with juanita, and she was dressing him, he was with his outfits.

once they split, his wardrobe gets increasingly more -able.

 

[HollywoodP]

:mjwin:

 

[Coach Gully]

:deadmj: at Jordan wearing Suge Knight's Deathrow suit & not altering it

It's 4 o clock in the morning I shouldn't be laughing so hard

 

[killacal]

 

[Jax]

We got problems. MJ is bad, but what is this? Looking like some Hasidic Jew ex-Amish runaway.

 

[Gold Chain]

They were probably trying there hardest to find a reason to ban him.