Nick Barnes
All Star
I'm on suicide watch, get me outta here.
Logging Into THE COLI As Soon As You Get To Work Appreciation Thread
- Thread starter Pedro Negro
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I feel the same, breh. Like Gangstarr "we gotta get over" yo.
I swear some of my coworkers have no lives outside of this place. Nothing is ever THAT serious
I don't know if this was said in the thread already (not reading 68 pages) but here's a trick I shared on the 
. If you can use your phone as a hotspot or have a dedicated device from your cell company (sucker), you can cruise the net all day with no worries from IT.
1) Copy all of your important files off of your work computer to a flash drive.
2) Take your laptop/netbook to work.
3) Hide it somewhere under your desk (mine is on top of my work tower on the floor)
4) Plug your monitor, keyboard, mouse into the lappy (or better yet, get one of those switches so you can flip back and forth with ease between your work computer and personal laptop)
5) Plug in your flash drive to the lappy.
6) Keep at least one work program open in the background so you can ALT-TAB to, and...
7) Voila. You're golden.
Only thing that screws me is if my boss needs something printed. I gotta stall him and switch back to my work comp. I'm contemplating copping a cheap printer and putting it on my desk instead of using the network printer. But now I got Visual Studio running doing my programming. Got the coli up. If you can get your school textbooks in computer format
Ya boy be typing essays in 75% just so anyone does catch me they think it's a memo 
Eat my brehs... Eat.
. If you can use your phone as a hotspot or have a dedicated device from your cell company (sucker), you can cruise the net all day with no worries from IT.1) Copy all of your important files off of your work computer to a flash drive.
2) Take your laptop/netbook to work.
3) Hide it somewhere under your desk (mine is on top of my work tower on the floor)
4) Plug your monitor, keyboard, mouse into the lappy (or better yet, get one of those switches so you can flip back and forth with ease between your work computer and personal laptop)
5) Plug in your flash drive to the lappy.
6) Keep at least one work program open in the background so you can ALT-TAB to, and...
7) Voila. You're golden.
Only thing that screws me is if my boss needs something printed. I gotta stall him and switch back to my work comp. I'm contemplating copping a cheap printer and putting it on my desk instead of using the network printer. But now I got Visual Studio running doing my programming. Got the coli up. If you can get your school textbooks in computer format
Ya boy be typing essays in 75% just so anyone does catch me they think it's a memo Eat my brehs... Eat.
Nick Barnes
All Star
Dude, only thing my co workers talk about is work. It drives me fukkin crazy like don't you have anything else to talk about? or are all of you just the lamest fukkers in the world
KritNC
All Star
I don't know if this was said in the thread already (not reading 68 pages) but here's a trick I shared on the
1) Copy all of your important files off of your work computer to a flash drive.
2) Take your laptop/netbook to work.
3) Hide it somewhere under your desk (mine is on top of my work tower on the floor)
4) Plug your monitor, keyboard, mouse into the lappy (or better yet, get one of those switches so you can flip back and forth with ease between your work computer and personal laptop)
5) Plug in your flash drive to the lappy.
6) Keep at least one work program open in the background so you can ALT-TAB to, and...
7) Voila. You're golden.
Only thing that screws me is if my boss needs something printed. I gotta stall him and switch back to my work comp. I'm contemplating copping a cheap printer and putting it on my desk instead of using the network printer. But now I got Visual Studio running doing my programming. Got the coli up. If you can get your school textbooks in computer format
Eat my brehs... Eat.
That set up alone more work then I gotta do on a daily basis at my job
martin payne
All Star
the holiday cannot get here soon enough.....breh is on zero right now 
Oh shyt Wait, There's A 3 Day Weekend Coming Up Right? 
They still takin they time on getting my paperwork to go perm
I need my Labor Day to be PAID
I need my Labor Day to be PAID
been working my ass off here these last few days 
on a shyt ton of personal business. if i didn't have a such an easy going job i literally have no idea how all this stuff would get done. thank you to my lovely employers who provide me w a desk, computer, multiple monitors, scanners and printers, phone lines, and internet. may my lack of productivity on your behalf prove to be fruitful on my own.
on a shyt ton of personal business. if i didn't have a such an easy going job i literally have no idea how all this stuff would get done. thank you to my lovely employers who provide me w a desk, computer, multiple monitors, scanners and printers, phone lines, and internet. may my lack of productivity on your behalf prove to be fruitful on my own.
Another dead night at this store. My typical day goes like this
11p-Show up, get a passdown, help customers, complete our shipping manifesto and set up our oversized color printer to print what files are completed thats due in the AM. Im here by myself till 6am
1am-All customers are usually gone, log onto coli and twitter. Sit my azz down and do shyt but roam the internet
330am-computers reboot and i usualy already have a banner lined up and designed for either myself or a friend
5am-Back to work, usually designing and setting up pdf files for the many companys im surrounded by(work in silican valley) They always send faulty shyt so i gotta be profeciant in Adobe Suite(Acrobat/Photoshop/Illustrator)
6am- Morning customers come in and pick up there presentations/files before work. My next employee comes in
7am- Out this bytch to the gym then to school.
Easy day
Im looking forward to Black Ops II so Imma do a poster, I'll show it later when Im done.
11p-Show up, get a passdown, help customers, complete our shipping manifesto and set up our oversized color printer to print what files are completed thats due in the AM. Im here by myself till 6am
1am-All customers are usually gone, log onto coli and twitter. Sit my azz down and do shyt but roam the internet
330am-computers reboot and i usualy already have a banner lined up and designed for either myself or a friend
5am-Back to work, usually designing and setting up pdf files for the many companys im surrounded by(work in silican valley) They always send faulty shyt so i gotta be profeciant in Adobe Suite(Acrobat/Photoshop/Illustrator)
6am- Morning customers come in and pick up there presentations/files before work. My next employee comes in
7am- Out this bytch to the gym then to school.
Easy day
Im looking forward to Black Ops II so Imma do a poster, I'll show it later when Im done.