maaaaan last night was.....
nikkas got to the bar maaaaad late...ain't start eating til like 8
2hrs of drinking...we turned to the bartender like "give us the strongest LI's possible...for the low"
Then we officially switched the names of LI's. They are now to be referred to as Bloombergs.
Look at our watches, realized it was only 10'30 and decided to go to another bar and continued the process of getting hurt
all I remember is my nikka getting thrown out cause the bartender said he fell asleep
and then I woke up this morning with a bag of white castles next to my bed
what theeeeeee fukk....but tonight we gonna do it again!
Oh and I stole maaaad fukkn umbrellas last night just for the fukk of it. nikka I got caught in that rain yesterday without one! Got like 3 new joints. Bout to charm bytches when it rains next time.
"hey girl, here take this umbrella...no no you can keep it"
"omg thank you...you're such a gentleman"
"the names tru
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