LMAO My Vag My Vag Minus Five Stars : Shelly Martinez vs Rebel

[mrken12]

shyt like this had me treating women's wrestling as piss break status for years.

The botches, the selling, the chit chat

If the hoes can't wrestle just stick them in bra & panties matches.

From what I heard there were some solid matches on the show.

 

[Lord Scion]

This may be as bad as any Eva Marie or Jackie Gayda botch

@Jackie Gayda

 

[g-ice]

HOLY shyt!!

That was brutal as fukk.

 

[KendoNagasaki]

Rebel's a student of the game. Taking it back to the 1950's with The Vaginal Stretch, a submission made famous by Fabulous Moolah on Mae Young.

Only Shelly's powerful pelvic muscles stopped her from tapping out

 

[El Guapo]

I didn't know she was actually going to say it and loud as fukk too

 

[Playaz Eyez]

Rebel is fine as hell but her wrestling has always been. Then again she just started about 2 years ago and she's close to 40.

Shelly has been wrestling since the early 2000s and this is the best that she can offer?

Shelly Martinez may be the only person WORSE than Eva Marie

 

[Playaz Eyez]

Woooooow didn't know Rebel was almost 40. Thought she was somewhere between 29-32. Chick is fine as well, got me wanting to go to xvideos and find her twin

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

MY VAAAAAAAAAAG

 

[DosCadenaz]

Wow

 

[Jackie Gayda]

This may be as bad as any Eva Marie or Jackie Gayda botch

Excuse me? I was a serious professional and one of the solidest workers on the roster. Don't you EVER compare me to that red-headed bimbo.

 

[Kingshango]

Wow, that's all I can really say.

 

[ROBEEZYKILLA]

lmao i cant breathe

 

[Box Cutta]

Nice meats though....

 

[JoogJoint]

I can't breathe.
How did she get stuck?!

 

[JoogJoint]

I can't believe she said "I said my VAG HURTS" what is going on? LOL

About to tweet her over this...way too crazy

How does your vag hurt in a wrestling match?