LMAO: Machete Attack

[Mr. Somebody]

Lets not upset people.

 

[Malta]

I need to know where this happened so I can add it to my list of places to AVOID visiting

That's Honduras.


Highest murder rate in the world.

 

[Mr. Somebody]

That's Honduras.


Highest murder rate in the world.

To think if those guys all knew Brazillian Jiujitsu they probably would have sustained less life threatening injuries. Come on yall, its a new year, we gotta get trained like people with no skills.

 

[Malta]

To think if those guys all knew Brazillian Jiujitsu they probably would have sustained less life threatening injuries. Come on yall, its a new year, we gotta get trained like people with no skills.

4 dudes run up on you with machetes and no amount of BJJ is gonna stop William Wallace from chopping you up.

 

[Mr. Somebody]

4 dudes run up on you with machetes and no amount of BJJ is gonna stop William Wallace from chopping you up.

Yea, probably not, if you're a purple belt.

 

[yo moms]

Yea, probably not, if you're a purple belt.

tell us how you would defend this?

this is where boxing comes in handy because we have to run so much we could easily get away.

boxers fitness>>>>>bjj fitness.

 

[Mr. Somebody]

tell us how you would defend this?

this is where boxing comes in handy because we have to run so much we could easily get away.

boxers fitness>>>>>bjj fitness.

Well the first step is to identify your targets. Ok there are 4 of them yes, properly assessed.

The second step is to find the open pocket and not allow the enemy to surround you.

Then the last step is to run

Optional tactics

Pick up a long object to repel demons long enough for you to run or pick up a rock and disable one of the enemies with a 75 mph pitch to the grill.

 

[Shogun]

Play dead

Dude might have escaped the last few rounds

 

[yo moms]

Play dead

Dude might have escaped the last few rounds

nikkas came at him in waves like cod zombies or some shyt

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Play dead

Dude might have escaped the last few rounds

To risky they might continue chopping. When you know Brazillian jiujitsu you know when the odds arent in your favor. A lot of people that arent trained are accosted by weapons they should be running. Rush a gun run from a knife, they tell you this in the movies.

 

[Shogun]

To risky they might continue chopping. When you know Brazillian jiujitsu you know when the odds arent in your favor. A lot of people that arent trained are accosted by weapons they should be running. Rush a gun run from a knife, they tell you this in the movies.

I love when you get on your Brazilian jiutjitsu steez, breh. Yo ass woulda gotten chopped up regardless

 

[LionofJudah]

 

[Mr. Pink]

If you hang out a bit in the more primitive parts of the world sooner or later you'll witness a scene like this. Drunk/high/crazy people going at each other with machetes. They hack each other to bloody ribbons, but a funny thing happens most of the time: everyone remains standing. Wounds are inflicted but everyone goes the distance and survives. That's because in spite of all the wild slashing - or maybe because of it - no artery has been severed.

These people lack precision targeting. Don't confuse brutality with competence.

 

[LeapDecade]

Damn that nikka was lying in a pool of blood & got hit at least 30 times with 2 machetes, if nikkas are rolling around with machetes you know that shyt is properly sharpened. That nikka didn't survive fvck

 

[Lavish]

How is this funny?

I hope dude died man..his life will never be the same