Lizzo getting sprayed with champagne

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My dik jumped a little...


with that said her life trajectory seems like she'll be sucking dikk behind a dumpster in the back of a Ross Dress for Less parking lot in a couple years.

Or she'll become a lot lizard fukking Copaenhagen chewing bubbas who reek of month old dikk-cheese and take occasional hoe baths in the warehouse bathroom of wherever they are dropping a shipment

So much for all that empowerment shyt though,

this bytch clout-chased herself out of a industry plant bag, now she's basically Azealia Banks status. Lil Nasx basically took her spot

I never fukked with her music, but she was in the pocket, Multiple grammys, movie roles Tik TOk royalties and several endorsements, all the usual amenities. All she had to do was play her position and STFU
Unfortuantely, she didnt have an off switch and the industry quietly canned her ass before she became too much of a liability.


She will be having Lipo in five years. Idk why y’all think she gon be homeless
 

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LMAO. Some of yall nikkas know yall would smash.

I mean.....I wouldn't seek her out but if I bumped into her somewhere and she wanted the D I would proceed to give it to her. And I'm a guy who has ample access to a variety of cheeks on a daily basis.

:yeshrug:

Speak for yourself B, I only smash girls that look like Ballerinas :mjlol::mjlol:
 

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You acting like Lizzo not an artist? :dahell: yall make fun of her for being big all you want and all that, but sis can sing her ass off, has had some solid verses, good, creative, and witty lines, good melodies, etc. :yeshrug:
There's a reason Prince fw her :usure:
I know her personally if you look at the other threads, we were in high school band together. She qualifies as an artist but she’s acting like a fkn idiot :francis:
 

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She will be having Lipo in five years. Idk why y’all think she gon be homeless


I never said she'd be homeless .

there's a difference between fukking behind a dumpster and living behind one my boy........................



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My dik jumped a little...


with that said her life trajectory seems like she'll be sucking dikk behind a dumpster in the back of a Ross Dress for Less parking lot in a couple years.

Or she'll become a lot lizard fukking Copaenhagen chewing bubbas who reek of month old dikk-cheese and take occasional hoe baths in the warehouse bathroom of wherever they are dropping a shipment

So much for all that empowerment shyt though,

this bytch clout-chased herself out of a industry plant bag, now she's basically Azealia Banks status. Lil Nasx basically took her spot

I never fukked with her music, but she was in the pocket, Multiple grammys, movie roles Tik TOk royalties and several endorsements, all the usual amenities. All she had to do was play her position and STFU
Unfortuantely, she didnt have an off switch and the industry quietly canned her ass before she became too much of a liability.



Some of you really appear to be slow with how you post
 

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I disagree. I don’t think it’s gonna take 20 years:wow: too many of these celebs need therapy but people too interested in the spectacles they create than them getting help.
Not saying she shouldn’t be allowed to turn up and have fun just b:c she big, but there’s other shyt going on with her mental health imo.

She's "leaning into it" as a way to say "fukk the haters" but she doesn't want the sort of attention that forces this response nor does she want to continue this act indefinitely.
 
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