Live in Australia brehs

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

Snake spits up frog, so Australian man revives it with CPR
https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappen...-australian-man-revives-it-with-cpr-1.4723637

 

[Da_Eggman]

"Sexually frustrated" sea snake mounts man's paddleboard in shocking viral video

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

Imagine if you were on the toilet and this happened in the bathroom

we even keep guns in the bathroom outchea
fukk you know about em Texas boys?

 

[detroitwalt]

Went to Brisbane for 6 weeks when I was in the marines. The safety brief we got about poisonous wildlife was truly terrifying especially cause we was sleeping in tents(except for the weekends when we could go into the city). Poisonous spitting toad and giant stinging tree are the 2 that me had me like
Fortunately never saw any type of wildlife except for koala bears and flocks of bats leaving their caves at night, which is a cool thing to see

 

[morris]

Went to Brisbane for 6 weeks when I was in the marines. The safety brief we got about poisonous wildlife was truly terrifying especially cause we was sleeping in tents(except for the weekends when we could go into the city). Poisonous spitting toad and giant stinging tree are the 2 that me had me like
Fortunately never saw any type of wildlife except for koala bears and flocks of bats leaving their caves at night, which is a cool thing to see

How painful is a stinging tree?
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The leaves and stems of the giant stinging tree (Dendrocnide excelsa) carry what looks like an inviting fuzz, but is actually numerous tiny needles. When a passer-by brushes against the tree, the needles can inject their skin with a venom causing intense pain that sometimes lasts months and resists even morphine. Sep 17, 2020

Aww shyt!

• morris
• Jun 19, 2018

Aww shyt!

 

[MidniteJay]

Used to think I'd want to see life on other planets but Australia is a taste on how bizarre shyt could be out there.

 

[dat aint da same sandwich]

But why? A python can't kill you very easily. It has to strangle you. That is the only way it can hurt you, if you just stand there and let it wrap itself around you. You can easily run away from it, or kill it by stabbing it. Bears and mountain lions can outrun you and they won't be so easy to stab

I've encountered the red-bellied black snake, one of the most dangerous snakes in the country, twice before. Once when I was a 9 year old boy, all by myself. And once when I was 20 stoned out of my mind with a friend. On both occasions I just turned around and walked away. That's all I had to do to avoid getting killed. Would it be so easy for a 9 year old kid or for someone who was extremely high to survive an encounter with a bear or mountain lion?

Are you a black Australian breh?

 

[Haliax]

We need an animal forum ASAP

A dedicated subforum would be better.

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

"Statistically, one in three houses in Queensland, Australia, has one in their roof," Brown said.

Just dropping this in the middle of the interview like its no big deal

I had Black mambas living under the house I grew up. I'd trade for pythons over venomous snakes any day.

 

[luciddreamer]

Im a grown ass man but i just cant fck with spiders, especially ones of that caliber.

 

[dat aint da same sandwich]

These the type of shyts living in people's attics. nah I'm good. y'all and Indonesia can have that.

 

[skokiaan]

Oz is the Florida of countries

 

[DaRealness]

Python in Australia bites, drags 5-year-old boy into pool

The snake attacked Beau Blake near his family pool in Byron Bay

www.standard.co.uk

 

[BlackAchilles]

Imagine you're just casually in your home, fixing dinner or watching some footy, all of a sudden *CRASH*

GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!!! LOOK AT THAT BEHEMOTH PYTHON!!