List the top five GOAT/WOAT sellers of all time

[Golayitdown]

best

SAVAGE
Bret
HBK
DDP
RVD

Worst:
HERCULES [THE ABSOLUTE GOAT non-seller]
Bruiser Brody (who else has seen the video where he COMPLETELY no sells luger, in a steel cage, and luger gets SCARED AS HELL)
WARLORD
Hawk
Goldberg

DDP may be the GOAT just for the miles of tape he used on selling his ribs for most of his career

 

[Heelish]

I remember one of these dudes popped right up after RVD pinned him that time on Raw. Like he was up on three and a half

And they're supposed to be legends? Glad I was never a fan

 

[hazardous]

BEST

1. Savage
2. HBK
3. Hennig
4. Bret
5. HHH

WORST

1. Goldberg
2. Hawk
3. Lex Luger
4. Arn Anderson (he always made these cartoon type facial expressions whenever he sold/got hit)

 

[Swiggy]

Bret was stiff in nature, but nikka acted like Commodious stabbed him before each match then sent him out

Lowkey, he kayfabe had the WOAT knee. shyt went out every damn match

HBK is my goat. Cartoony as hell, and when he got older and a step slower, it was flawless

Undertaker is a WOAT. Couldn't stand how he'd plank every time he'd get hit with a big move

Lenny Poffo

When Lex Luger was put on his ass, he always had his knees up like he was seeing a gyno

 

[The G.O.D II]

And they're supposed to be legends? Glad I was never a fan

I don't get how those guys got away with that shyt. I know they were the most popular team back in the NWA, but they did that shyt way past their prime. And it wasn't like they were big, huge monsters. I remember Hawk was facing Flair for the title and not only did he no sell Flair's chops, he actually started brushing his shoulder off

 

[The G.O.D II]

Goat: Undertaker, Flair, Perfect, Macho Man, HBK

woat: Khali, Giant Gonzales, Goldberg, Warrior, Hogan

 

[the artist known az]

Surprised only one said Terry Funk on the best sellers D-Von got his flopping like a fish from him

Best
Terry Funk
Macho Man
Flair
HBK
DDP

Worst
Sting
Hogan
Warrior
Taker is pretty bad
Goldberg

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

Undertaker sells a beatdown better than damn near anyone

 

[the artist known az]

Undertaker sells a beatdown better than damn near anyone

Early Undertaker really didn't...He sold to mankind a lot, Kane he did but he didn't really give the vibe of selling many moves

 

[The G.O.D II]

Undertaker sells a beatdown better than damn near anyone

Hes later years yes. But the first 13 years he no sold like crazy, esp before 95.

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

Early Undertaker really didn't...He sold to mankind a lot, Kane he did but he didn't really give the vibe of selling many moves

Early Undertaker was built to be a monster heel like most big guys at that time. Shown to be numb to pain until the biggest babyface came through and won. But this always changes when the monster heel turns babyface [like you said Mankind]

 

[the artist known az]

Early Undertaker was built to be a monster heel like most big guys at that time. Shown to be numb to pain until the biggest babyface came through and won. But this always changes when the monster heel turns babyface [like you said Mankind]

I can see your point

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Find me a more WOAT sell job than hercules here

 

[puppetmaster]

Hes later years yes. But the first 13 years he no sold like crazy, esp before 95.

Yep. take didn't start visually selling pain on tv until his Royal Rumble 96 match with Bret.




-P-

 

[Freestyle Phantom3.0]

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Best was savage, hbk, flair, arvy dee, and perfect