92 Excel hatchback- Mom got me this for my 18th birthday, she paid $1500 to some Cuban hustler on Bird road. I didn't change the oil for like a year (I was young dumb and full of cum) and it overheated when I was driving my GF home after smashing. Got her in trouble with her parents not for being lovestruck teens but cuz we got to her crib around 1 AM after walking 20 Florida blocks.
90 Accord sedan- The Excel simply died and I didn't have a car for around a year. After saving up my Publix checks I copped the Accord. Muffler was on the verge of falling off. Missing the passenger door mirror. Regardless, this hooptie did me right. Swung mad eps in the back seat. Got road head and didn't even crash. Drove all up and down Florida, stayed loyal. Drove it home from work when Hurricane Irene was approaching in 98 and survived. When it finally started dying I sold it to a Broward PAWG for a rack.
95 Tercel- Worst car I ever had. No backseat eps. Broke down all the time, got mad tickets. fukk this car. Don't even remember selling it.
92 Eclipse coupe- Got like 5 speeding tickets cuz who can resist pushing 100 on the expressway. I was on some Fast & Furious shyt with this one. Allegedly ran an insurance scam thanks to the Allapatah dealer I copped it from. Sold it to a newly arrived Peruvian and went a little more classic with
96 Lumina- Original bubble car, old school Chevy energy. This is the car I used for one of the greatest moments in hook up history: got on MySpace one night after work, bagged this big booty Orlando rican, drove up in under 3 hours, smashed, drove back down to Miami in under 3 hours, and went to work in the morning with no sleep. Big up Tom, but when the Lumina started acting up I sold it to another ref and went with
04 Cavalier- A homie hooked me up with this one. It was all kitted out (neon lights, spoiler, 20 inch rims, all that papi chulo shyt). But all that cosmetic shyt was like a BBL duck lip broad: empty on the inside. Always on some bullshyt with this one, in and out of the shop. After getting hit for a little under 3 g's for some repair I said fukk it and sold it to some parents buying their kid a car.
08 Mazda 3- Car that stayed loyal through my Navy enlistment unlike Jody's girl. First and only car I paid off. Drove it from Miami to Lemoore, CA, up and down CA, and back to the 305 4 years later. Stashed it en El Paso while I crossed over to Ciudad Juarez in the middle of Chapo's war against Cartel de Juarez because I'm fukking stupid. Only car I ever had an accident in, cuz some idiot broad decided to change her mind while in the turning lane and crashed against my driver side while we were accelerating when the stop light turned green. Had around 80k miles when I sold it.
17 Rogue- Current car. Just hit 55k miles and had to get new tires. WFH is the shyt until you have to get tires because all the weight from the car sitting for 4-5 days every week. Great so far, drove from DC to MIA smooth like. A year left to pay it off. Gonna lease after this one.