LIGHTNING STRIKES THRICE: SAN ANTONIO SPURS WIN WEMBANYAMA SWEEPSTAKES

[inndaskKy]

You wanna see full meltdown scenario on the Coli.


* Bron retires in this offseason, stating serious damage to his foot and fatigue after 20 years of high-level ball.

* Wembanyama looks like a star off the jump, but Spurs bring him along carefully.

* San Antonio pulls another high pick in 2024 and grabs Matas Buzelis

* Dame finally gives up on the Blazers and he's dealt to the Spurs for Johnson, Jones, and multiple future picks.

* Giannis opts out after the 2025 season and signs with the Spurs with their ample cap space

* Bronny has developed well as a 3-and-D guard after two years at USC, Spurs draft him in the middle of the 1st round in 2025

* LeBron announces his foot is fully healed after two years and love for the game has returned, says he's always dreamed of playing for Pop and signs a vet min contract to play the Bill Walton-style 6th man role off the bench.


Dame
Vassell
Buzelis
Giannis
Wembanyama
Bron
Bronny


Win two titles in the next three years before Bron hangs it up for good.

Coli would crash every 17 minutes if anything like that went down.

D'antoni's Sixers in 5.

 

[naijaboi]

4 down is back

 

[Da King]

You left one thing out. Pop actually retires and Tim Duncan decides he wants to coach. Duncan coaches the squad to those titles and Duncan/Kobe/LeBron stan wars melt the servers.

When GOATcan start collecting those chips as a coach

 

[Gil Scott-Heroin]

You wanna see full meltdown scenario on the Coli.


* Bron retires in this offseason, stating serious damage to his foot and fatigue after 20 years of high-level ball.

* Wembanyama looks like a star off the jump, but Spurs bring him along carefully.

* San Antonio pulls another high pick in 2024 and grabs Matas Buzelis

* Dame finally gives up on the Blazers and he's dealt to the Spurs for Johnson, Jones, and multiple future picks.

* Giannis opts out after the 2025 season and signs with the Spurs with their ample cap space

* Bronny has developed well as a 3-and-D guard after two years at USC, Spurs draft him in the middle of the 1st round in 2025

* LeBron announces his foot is fully healed after two years and love for the game has returned, says he's always dreamed of playing for Pop and signs a vet min contract to play the Bill Walton-style 6th man role off the bench.


Dame
Vassell
Buzelis
Giannis
Wembanyama
Bron
Bronny


Win two titles in the next three years before Bron hangs it up for good.

Coli would crash every 17 minutes if anything like that went down.

Bron stans resorting to creating fan fiction to deal with the reality their mans' last postseason just might be a sweep.

 

[Gil Scott-Heroin]

 

[Remote]

Even Rudy Gobert was impressed.



Some nice left hand shots there too.

 

[lightskin jermaine]

He faces his former team, Asvel(Tony Parker is President) next round for the championship.

 

[VBM]

Wemby dominating early in today's game

 

[Remote]

Wemby dominating early in today's game

Homie backed him up like some 90s PG. Cross. Cross. Cross. Cross. Pass. Post up. Fadeaway. And 1.

Other team's coach watching that...trying to figure out how to defend it like:

 

[VBM]

Homie backed him up like some 90s PG. Cross. Cross. Cross. Cross. Pass. Post up. Fadeaway. And 1.

Other team's coach watching that...trying to figure out how to defend it like:

They didn't even count the bucket Already getting him ready for some of that BS NBA refdom.

 

[Collateral]

I’m rooting for this guy, pleae don’t get hurt gotdammit

Cac Holgrem will be a afterthought in 5 years

 

[Remote]

9 days until Wemby