Lifestyle thread.

[Born2BKing]

ask coli members for $1 each recieves $0.03

 

[yo moms]

ask coli members for $1 each recieves $0.03

Someone sent you some?

 

[BruhMayne]

*buys 5 dollar footlong*
*eats half for lunch and half for dinner*
*puts $4.76 in the gas tank*

did this shyt almost everyday last semester

I could eat the whole thing in one sitting but gotta eat by halves just to have something to eat at night

Them hours in between would have a nikka like

 

[raw613]

* clocks out of warehouse job
* gets called extra from season 2 of the wire
* trolls people asking if its true if kenderick lamar is playing batman
*stops at liqour store
* awaits coli fukkery

 

[yo moms]

* clocks out of warehouse job
* gets called extra from season 2 of the wire
* trolls people asking if its true if kenderick lamar is playing batman
*stops at liqour store
* awaits coli fukkery

How did you get a warehouse job? I want one of those.

 

[raw613]

How did you get a warehouse job? I want one of those.

i started through a staffing agency and they kept me on

 

[Fatboi1]

*Puts 4 regular in tank*

*hops on facebook*

*Doesn't hit nobody up*

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

*makes small meal kuz im hungry*

*checks the-coli but doesnt post*

*gets ready for bed*

 

[Ooh Marty]

*posts a bunch of selfies taken outside on facebook with the caption "heading downtown"*
*goes back inside room to post on the coli*

the lifestyle

 

[beenz]

A thread to appreciate motherfukkers like me who don't embellish their life for complete strangers.



No certs


No 6 figure salary



Lives with moms and pops



but you know what though...fukk it. Still I rise.

yo, I was ready to ride with you til you said lives with moms and pops.

no certs or 6 figure salary here, but I been living on my own for like 13 years now.

 

[MAKAVELI25]

This might be the realest thread we've ever had in TLR. Salutes to the threadstarter @RawlDough

 

[bangbreh]

That nikka @PabloEscobar does keep it real as fukk.
He admits he's a virgin and is a decent poster. I hope gets 72 virgins after he finally gets laid

No certs
No income
20 year old, Sophomore Middle-Grades education major
Decent amount of action from the ladies
Supportive friends and family
An alcoholic, who parties all the time and throws hella kickbacks

you forgot to mention white
"hella"

 

[Banned Account12]

ask coli members for $1 each recieves $0.03

 

[bangbreh]

*cracks open tall can of 211*

*only drinks half of it*

*balls up paper towel and puts it in opening of can and puts it in the fridge for tomorrow*

works a whole lot better than not putting something over that hole.
dat lifestyle
except for me there's never a beer in my fridge overnight to ever be spoke of

 

[HoloGraphic]

*scrolls JBO in public places with head on a swivel*

Me right now