Life Hack For Brehs Facing Eviction

[Peter Popoff]

This been known. Dudes fresh outta jail knocking down fat hoes just so they have somewhere to lay they head down.

As a man I could never depend on a woman

I was once one of them. That's how I moved here.

 

[T.H.E. Goat]

I did this with my wife before we was married...she had a townhouse and I had just lost my job and was staying wit grandma...came thru, beat dat guts in and the next morning I'm in bed under the covers like Hoping she don't tell me I gotta go..she up getting dressed for work and I'm under the blanket like ...when I hear the front door slam I come out he covers like , start going through her cabinets....spent he whole day in da crib..she came home and saw me on the couch and hit me with the"Your still here?"

Me:Yea...so?

Her:Oh nothing im just surprised to see you bae..I'm glad you here tho

Me:I live here now.

Her:

Damn you ain't even have to whip up some burgers or wash dishes?

 

[Lord_nikon]

Be a homemaker brehs

 

[bourgeoisie tall freak]

life might be so much better if people were less focused on fukking...... think about it

 

[Genos]

My girl asked me to move in in like 6 months but I had a place to stay and she makes a lot more than me.

I moved in after my car broke down, I was cool taking the bus but she also lived by my job

 

[27FarOutRazor]

Dawg gotta be from Detroit