Lies your parents told to you when you were younger unappreciation

[Methodical]

If you eat spinach that will make you stronger so why do you think Popeye logo on the can?. (I hate the damn spinach)

Drink 1/2 % Milk will make you tall (I did this cause I wanna be in the NBA)

Christmas time. At the night where see the lights which is an airplane....my parents said "That's Santa" had me and brother on some

 

[BelieveBeOK]

If you do drugs once, even just a little bit, you'll become an addict





Edit: Not really unappreciated though. I will no doubt tell my kids the same thing

 

[Jparker]

When I was 4 I asked what the red triangle button does on the dash board of the car.

"That pops out the windshield dont touch that"



Went through 12 years never thinking about it or even acknowledging that button.

Fast forward to me being 16 at my driving test my instructor says "press the hazard lights"

hazard lights?

I started at that red triangle for a second and thought "God damn it. Well I hope she was fukking with me."

My parents told me driving with the lights on the car was illegal

 

[Turk]

"You can be anything you want to be"

 

[MikeyC]

Eating the crusts on bread will put hairs on your chest
Leaving the interior lights on in a car while driving is illegal

 

[You Win Perfect]

Idk breh I went from damn near perfect vision as a kid to

me too my vision been fukked since 3rd grade

 

[Mfalme_Perez]

Eating the crusts on bread will put hairs on your chest
Leaving the interior lights on in a car while driving is illegal

My parents told me that eating the crust or the ends of the bread was bad luck. Who ever got the end pieces first had to eat them too.

shyt makes no sense!
























But my black ads don't eat crust or end pieces still.

 

[Chronic]

My parents believe drinking cold water will make you fat.


They also believe masturbation will make you emaciated and sometimes point to my skinny uncle as "proof".

 

[1 other person]

Eating oysters would make me horny. So they wouldnt let me have any. You aint bringing no kids in this house





One sip of alcohol can make you become an alcoholic if you have the mind for it. So dont do it.




Its easy to find a 'good girl' in church



If you make funny faces your face may stick that way.

 

[NoirDynosaur]

Weed is the gateway to harder drugs. If anything, it'll opened the gates to more food and bomb diggity music.

 

[Brandsdale]

bump

 

[Richard Glidewell]

My parents believe drinking cold water will make you fat.


They also believe masturbation will make you emaciated and sometimes point to my skinny uncle as "proof".

Well just drink extra water.......problem solved

 

[Jasonmask]

Most of this advice is spot on though. Kids that enjoy sugary drinks tend to like alcohol and eating oysters are considered an aphrodisiac

 

[maxamusa]

I wasn't gonna be shyt.



Wait until you have kids; you'll see.


I'm not fit to be a parent.



who's laughing now

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

My eyes, did not in fact get stuck in the back of my head.

And I know they did not walk miles in the snow to get to school with oatmeal stuck to their bones.