Lies your parents told to you when you were younger unappreciation

[Software]

"Coffee makes you short because of the caffeine"
"Red bull is beer and will make you an alcoholic like your uncle "

"Your dad is wrong, the light up power ranger shoes at K-Mart are just as good as the Air Force ones he buys you"

Even tho they've done studies that show coffee is actually healthy and a bit of caffeine everyday is good for the brain

While Coke a cola has caffeine in it but my mom had no problem with me drinking that

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[Double Burger With Cheese]

Sitting too close too the TV will fukk up your eyes.

Popping your knuckles will make you have arthritis

 

[Jparker]

Sitting too close too the TV will fukk up your eyes.

Popping your knuckles will make you have arthritis

Idk breh I went from damn near perfect vision as a kid to

 

[Tribal Outkast]

Splitting the pole will bring bad luck

 

[Henri Christophe]

"Smoking weed will be a gateway to doing heroine"

"Without school, you're gonna be a bum"

"I dont have the money"

 

[ElMorenoFeo809]

"tu no sirve para na coño,maldita basura!"

 

[Justin Nitsuj]

"Masturbating makes you go blind"

"The concrete makes your feet get bigger"

 

[Ya' Cousin Cleon]

my auntie believed if you grew up sharing a room with your Male siblings you would turn out gay

she’s a weirdo.

 

[Justin Nitsuj]

"If you have sex before marriage, your wee wee will fall off"

 

[Black Cher]

my auntie believed if you grew up sharing a room with your Male siblings you would turn out gay

she’s a weirdo.

Yikes

 

[Kwabena]

E-commerce is a scam

 

[Ya' Cousin Cleon]

Yikes

a number of the women in my family were insanely homophobic

yet they were “oblivious” to our ultra gay ass uncle

 

[Saint1]

When I was 4 I asked what the red triangle button does on the dash board of the car.

"That pops out the windshield dont touch that"



Went through 12 years never thinking about it or even acknowledging that button.

Fast forward to me being 16 at my driving test my instructor says "press the hazard lights"

hazard lights?

I started at that red triangle for a second and thought "God damn it. Well I hope she was fukking with me."

 

[Redwood]

Sitting too close too the TV will fukk up your eyes.

Popping your knuckles will make you have arthritis

Used to get this shyt all the time when I was 5

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

One time my Pops was drinkin wit his boys at the bar in our cribs basement. He was watchin the Tyson fight and was tunnel vision focused on the match so my brother and I figured we'd ask him some deep shyt cause he was in the zone (he was just watchin the fight).

Me and my brother asked whats stronger a lion or tiger?

He replied: "Yea" , not even missing a beat or breaking eye contact with the Pay Per View on TV

We learned that grown folks will say anything to kids to stfu