letter my homie wrote to a stripper he fell in love with off 1 dance

[obarth]

Them hoes took the stage, but i was like " im savin this money for snacks during the week."

What kinda snacks did you end up getting?

 

[KplusK]

so a musty ass strippa hoe can find a simp like him that will accept her for her but i can't????

well you either gotta step your slut bag looking game up or learn how to just throw yourself out there for a buck and you can have a man just like him...recognize though he still a man so after all the sluttyness leave you he looking for the next one just saying

 

[ChiefQueen]

The life you have chosen, will not deter me from wanting to wait on your every beckoning call. I, for one, will be standing by, with rose in hand, as you satisfy your financial goals by satisfying the urges of guys who don't see what I see, and what I see is a beauty that will stand the test of time, through all of the instances of lust and greed.

 

[Jone2three45]

These simp's knows no boundaries
You have to salute them for that

 

[martin payne]

this cant be real, and if by some long shot it is.....slap some since into your "homeboy"

 

[Buckeye Fever]

What kinda snacks did you end up getting?

Reeses, ranch doritos, sunflower seeds, ice cream

 

[Spoonz]

Dawg, those are the type of women you fukk a couple of times and then move on.

The concept seems cool and if you're a dude it seems awesome on paper...but it's dumb.

You'll never be able to take to type of women to meet your family.

You'll never turn a hoe into a housewife

The fuk I look like wifing up a broad that fukks people on camera or fukks people after dancing in front of dudes all day?

Breh the truth is that oversexed women like porn stars and strippers make the best wives.
The idea that you have to wife up virgins and "good" girls is the reason there's such a high divorce rate.

 

[obarth]

Reeses, ranch doritos, sunflower seeds, ice cream

The come up

 

[Scotch Hall]

As I stare into the monitor, getting a glimpse of what is sacred, I notice you, standing from a far, and it's a gentle touch of romance that gleams within your eyes. The life you have chosen, will not deter me from wanting to wait on your every beckoning call. I, for one, will be standing by, with rose in hand, as you satisfy your financial goals by satisfying the urges of guys who don't see what I see, and what I see is a beauty that will stand the test of time, through all of the instances of lust and greed. Stay a beautiful soul. I'll be waiting for you.

have a seizure on the dance floor (uhhh)
baby i came on the bus not the lambo (can u feel that?)

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

My drug dealin cousin took me to a strip club when I was 20. I was broke as fukk, so he gave me 30 dollars in 1s. Them hoes took the stage, but i was like " im savin this money for snacks during the week."

I still got me a private dance tho

THAT'S ME ALL DAY AT THE CASINO.

 

[mortuus est]

Can strippers fight over a man? i've been wanting to go again and get private dances from all the chicks and let them fight each other cause last time i went this eastern European stripper was all over me till the next stripper started having a convo with me and the other chick grapped me away from her

 

[Lana Kane]

Channeling his inner Drake

 

[↓R↑LYB]

i have a lot to offer though

Sounds like you need to get some certs

 

[James Carter]

That's beautiful, brehs

He peeked into the soul of that sckripper and drew the pure essences of a true heart lost in the world I hope he saves her

 

[Nintendough]

Whats wrong with loving a girl who can manipulate hearts with the pole? You know pole dancers give the softest hugs and make the best home made cobbler right?