Lets use chatgpt to sum up coli threads

[CouldntBeMeTho]

I think it's in the rafters, but can they sum up the thread where the breh told a jail story someone told about smashing a handicap chick

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- Narrator is in jail, locked in the "hole" (jail within the jail), awaiting transfer to State Department of Corrections
- Due to disciplinary infractions, inmates are locked in their cells for almost 24 hours a day
- Inmates pass time by talking, listening to others rap, banging on doors, and telling stories
- Inmate Chris shares a story about a woman he met on Facebook named Alicia, who used to model
- Chris describes Alicia as attractive but legless due to a car accident after her high school prom
- Chris agrees to go on a double date with Alicia and invites his Navy friend and his girlfriend
- Chris feels embarrassed and expects ridicule from his friend for dating a legless woman
- While at the restaurant, Chris receives mocking texts from his friend, but Alicia starts touching him intimately
- Chris is initially uncomfortable but eventually allows Alicia to perform oral sex on him
- Chris is surprised by Alicia's sexual advances and feels conflicted due to her disability
-Chris left her hanging in a tree after having sex with her

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

Do the one with breh stuck in the couch.

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Do the one with breh stuck in the couch.

Slept at homie's house
Slept on foldout couch that tilted back
Slid inside the couch
Homie doesn't have his phone with him
Can't text homie to save me
Embarrassed and mad at the same time
Typing this on iPod
Phone is on the other side of the couch
Can't reach phone :/

 

[Motife43]

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- Narrator is in jail, locked in the "hole" (jail within the jail), awaiting transfer to State Department of Corrections
- Due to disciplinary infractions, inmates are locked in their cells for almost 24 hours a day
- Inmates pass time by talking, listening to others rap, banging on doors, and telling stories
- Inmate Chris shares a story about a woman he met on Facebook named Alicia, who used to model
- Chris describes Alicia as attractive but legless due to a car accident after her high school prom
- Chris agrees to go on a double date with Alicia and invites his Navy friend and his girlfriend
- Chris feels embarrassed and expects ridicule from his friend for dating a legless woman
- While at the restaurant, Chris receives mocking texts from his friend, but Alicia starts touching him intimately
- Chris is initially uncomfortable but eventually allows Alicia to perform oral sex on him
- Chris is surprised by Alicia's sexual advances and feels conflicted due to her disability
-Chris left her hanging in a tree after having sex with her

Preciate it breh

This is my favorite story from The Coli. If there were required reading for this site, this is on the list.

And now that I think about it, it reminds me of an itsreal85 GTA skit