Lets use chatgpt to sum up coli threads

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Based on the given text, it appears that in Virginia (VA), some individuals are receiving debit cards with significant amounts of money, even if they have never worked or are currently incarcerated. The author mentions examples of people they know who have received $10,000 or more on a debit card, without having a job or choosing to have taxes withheld. The author expresses hope that others have taken advantage of this opportunity, as the worst outcome would be receiving a denial for such benefits.

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

The user is expressing frustration and embarrassment about encountering unfamiliar content, including Ad Council adverts, free GED test information, links to local social services, and Section 8 Housing, on a forum. The user also mentions feeling insulted by the banner ads and being bothered by "anti-white people posts." They express a desire for the content to be more relevant and relatable, and call for improvement. The user's language is strong and includes profanity.

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

The text appears to be a statement about the user's experience of paying $22 for content on OnlyFans, a subscription-based platform for creators to share explicit or adult content. The user also adds an update that they "slipped and fell in some bussy," which is a colloquial term for male genitalia or a sexual encounter with a man. The tone of the text seems casual and informal, and the user may be open to answering questions (AMA stands for "Ask Me Anything"). The content of the text is sexually explicit in nature.

Just paid $22 for onlyfans AMA UPDATE: I SLIPPED AND FELL IN SOME BUSSY

:snoop: :snoop: :snoop:

www.thecoli.com

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

• The author used to be called "creepy" and "ugly" by women for years.
• This caused the author to have suicidal thoughts.
• After college, the author worked on their appearance and improved their skin, hair, and physique.
• Now, the author receives positive attention from women, but also has mixed feelings due to past trauma.
• The author desires a loyal, genuine, and God-fearing partner, rather than multiple casual encounters.

Inspired by this

 

[Vandelay]

In

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

The author reminisces about a time when pornography was not easily accessible and mentions that they had to make do with limited options. They mention a specific music video by Nelly called "Tip Drill" which they considered as excellent material for masturbation. The author also asks if anyone else stayed up late recording porn on VHS tapes.

@MuzzyP

 

[Turbulent]

I don't know exactly hot it works but could it summarize the whole forum?

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

I don't know exactly hot it works but could it summarize the whole forum?

Based on a post by brook...



The author expresses appreciation to all the posters on a forum, including one called "esau." They also thank the moderators and architects who contribute to maintaining the forum. The author extends gratitude to those who write articles and contribute to the blog. Additionally, they give a special shout-out to someone named portcity, whom they credit for the existence of the forum. The text ends with a salute

@PortCityProphet

 

[east]

The post poses a theory that the popular children's character, Dora the Explorer, was running drugs for the cartels in the show. The author argues that the show's plotline and characters suggest this possibility, pointing out that Dora carries a backpack with her everywhere and often goes on secretive missions. The author also notes that the show takes place in a Latin American setting where drug trafficking is a real issue. The post ends by questioning if this theory has been overlooked or ignored by viewers and society as a whole.

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/so-we-all-just-gonna-ignore-that-dora-was-running-drugs-for-the-cartels.392551/

The post describes a basketball game between two 6th-grade teams where both teams only had four players. The author shares their observation that the game was more exciting and intense than usual, as the players had to work harder and be more strategic with fewer players. They also note that the players showed good sportsmanship and teamwork despite the challenges they faced. The author concludes by expressing their admiration for the young athletes and their coaches.

Was at a 6th grade basketball game today and both teams only had 4 players

So they asked the crowd if 2 adults wanted to play to make it 5 on 5:banderas: I threw my jacket off and ran down the bleachers. Then some white guy volunteered to play for the opposing team. I honestly went in there with the intent to not shoot and just set the kids up to score. But them...

www.thecoli.com

Spoiler: really bad hallucination

The post discusses the philosophical and metaphysical questions raised by the verse "Saint Pablo" by Kanye West. The author specifically focuses on the line "I am a God" and questions whether it is meant to be taken literally or metaphorically. They also ask whether the line is a reflection of Kanye's ego or a deeper commentary on the nature of divinity and human potential. The author invites others to share their thoughts and interpretations on the verse and its meaning.

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/the-philosophical-and-metaphysical-questions-raised-by-s-aint-i-verse-need-answers.651364/

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

That basketball game thread was classic. You ain't really from The Coli if u don't know that one

 

[east]

That basketball game thread was classic. You ain't really from The Coli if u don't know that one

i think either that or the post where was found is the most dapped post ever

 

[ChatGPT-5]

Inspired by this

ask it to use bulletins for maximum lol

 

[DA_LURKA]

The text appears to be a statement about the user's experience of paying $22 for content on OnlyFans, a subscription-based platform for creators to share explicit or adult content. The user also adds an update that they "slipped and fell in some bussy," which is a colloquial term for male genitalia or a sexual encounter with a man. The tone of the text seems casual and informal, and the user may be open to answering questions (AMA stands for "Ask Me Anything"). The content of the text is sexually explicit in nature.

Just paid $22 for onlyfans AMA UPDATE: I SLIPPED AND FELL IN SOME BUSSY

:snoop: :snoop: :snoop:

www.thecoli.com

How ai know what bussy is?

 

[The Plug]

How ai know what bussy is?

It's popular outside thecoli :pause

 

[RiverCity916]

Based on the given text, it appears that in Virginia (VA), some individuals are receiving debit cards with significant amounts of money, even if they have never worked or are currently incarcerated. The author mentions examples of people they know who have received $10,000 or more on a debit card, without having a job or choosing to have taxes withheld. The author expresses hope that others have taken advantage of this opportunity, as the worst outcome would be receiving a denial for such benefits.

How did you do this?