Let's ruin our favorite shows/movies with common logic REMIXED

[King Jove]

carlito should have killed benny blanco when he had the chance

 

[Heelish]

Lost

Every character gets knocked out with a one hitter quitter. Really??? Can't even count how many times Jack, Ben, & Locke got KO'ed. They never learned, D.T.A., word to Austin.

 

[Pool_Shark]

24

The president actually has power and chooses whether we go to war or not

 

[Jutt]

carlito should have killed benny blanco when he had the chance

He was tryna change breh

 

[Geechy Dan]

carlito should have killed benny blanco when he had the chance

Carlito was disrespectful as fukk. Benny Blanco had every right to pop him.

 

[JerkPork]

24

Did Jack ever stop to eat/piss?

How does he puncture a lung in one hour, and then in the next he's back to 100% stamina?

 

[King Jove]

He was tryna change breh

Carlito was disrespectful as fukk. Benny Blanco had every right to pop him.

he did.

that's why he should have killed him in that alley when pachanga made the offer

you can't disrespect a bigtime drug dealer like that and not expect him to get back at you.

 

[jackswstd]

The Breakfast Club

They getting high in the library but it leaves no lasting odor, and they blasting music dancing around and the principal ain't hear shyt. There's been people smoking that shyt a few houses down and I still catch the aroma.

 

[904Lurker]

James Bond/007 movies

After a couple of missions, you would figure the bad guys know what he looks like. He comes out introducing himself as "Bond, James Bond". It's like, he didn't even change his identity. Catch or kill him now. But oh no, he goes around cavorting in his tuxedo like he's undercover. Banging hoes and what not. Then at the end, he completes his mission.


Martial arts movies

The fight scenes with multiple attackers are horrendous. If you are behind the hero and he is fighting one guy, just stab the dude in the back. But oh no, just stand there and wait until he turns around, then it's your turn to attack.
Good guy in a kung fu movie gets stabbed with a spear. A spear goes through his guts! He continues to fight and turn and spin and kick and block and run. It's ridiculous. If you get stabbed with a spear, it's like "Time out! You win. I need to sit down. Call 911."

 

[brick james]

he did.

that's why he should have killed him in that alley when pachanga made the offer

you can't disrespect a bigtime drug dealer like that and not expect him to get back at you.

im watching this sh1t right now... the thing is how you gonna trynna stop being a killer but at the same time straight up disrespect some hood ass drug dealing nicca for no good reason

 

[YBE]

he did.

that's why he should have killed him in that alley when pachanga made the offer

you can't disrespect a bigtime drug dealer like that and not expect him to get back at you.

true true

i hate when movies do shyt like that. expect you to not at the main character for doing some foul shyt just because he's the main character.

 

[YBE]

Benny Blanco is Carlito...

 

[YBE]

How the fukk aint James Bond get burnt fukkin all them broads? I know that nikka wasnt packin rubbers everywhere he went

i thought i was the only one who thought about that. aint like that nikka packing a 36pck of rubbers in his suit.

 

[beenz]

carlito should have killed benny blanco when he had the chance

hell, if he just would have had that drink with him at the beginning, he'd be on the islands with gail to this day.

 

[valet]

Florida Evans on Good Times. Them nggas didn't even have a car as far as I know. And she just happened to have CDL licence to drive a school bus?