Let's ruin our favorite shows/movies with common logic REMIXED

[Whitty Hutton]

Back to the Future
They knew the minute the lightning struck the courthouse, but not the second. Anytime within that 60 seconds of 10:55 could have been the instant the lightning struck, so calculating when Marty had to drive through would have been impossible. Even if they did know the time down to the second, Martygot the car started like 2 minutes late so the timing was already way off

 

[Khalil's_Black_Excellence]

Superman movies/tv show

Can't ANYONE see that this motherfukker is Clark Kent w/o glasses on? Is everyone in Metropolis blind? Has the world gone fukkING MAD!?!?!

 

[My Girl is Bow Legged]

Glory Road when that white coach said all that racist shyt in the pregame speech


How'd they not jump that cracka

 

[Jutt]

Superman movies/tv show

Can't ANYONE see that this motherfukker is Clark Kent w/o glasses on? Is everyone in Metropolis blind? Has the world gone fukkING MAD!?!?!

Breh ive been wondering this shyt since i was a young boy. This nikka got the same fukking harido and everything. Voice is even the same.


And what the fukk is in that city that all these gotdamn villians be wantin to take over and shyt?

 

[Jutt]

Can somebody explain to me how the hell Tom Cruise survived a 100m drop in the front seat of that car on Ghost Protocol. That shyt shouldve turned that nikka brains into a slushie.

 

[Grifter]

Batman: Gotham's shytty detectives can't figure out that the billionaire homicide witness is the angry vigilante running around with super-tech vehicles and weapons.

 

[unit321]

James Bond/007 movies

After a couple of missions, you would figure the bad guys know what he looks like. He comes out introducing himself as "Bond, James Bond". It's like, he didn't even change his identity. Catch or kill him now. But oh no, he goes around cavorting in his tuxedo like he's undercover. Banging hoes and what not. Then at the end, he completes his mission.


Martial arts movies

The fight scenes with multiple attackers are horrendous. If you are behind the hero and he is fighting one guy, just stab the dude in the back. But oh no, just stand there and wait until he turns around, then it's your turn to attack.
Good guy in a kung fu movie gets stabbed with a spear. A spear goes through his guts! He continues to fight and turn and spin and kick and block and run. It's ridiculous. If you get stabbed with a spear, it's like "Time out! You win. I need to sit down. Call 911."

 

[Heelish]

Rugrats

Can someone call DSS on the parents for constant child neglect? Seen those kids causing all kinds of ruckus at the movies, making the ATM spit out hundreds of dollars, getting boxed up at the post office Why aren't they behind bars? Why do they still have rights to those kids?

 

[jdashmaj]

Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead
I get that this movie was made in the early 90's but they still did background especially for executive level positions at a 17 year making up a fake resume with a fake job history and getting a senoir position and not getting a background check.

Also none of their neighbors noticed them buring that old lady, nobody noticed she was missing for over a month, I mean nobody she didn't have family friends nobody noticed she was missing. The mom never demanded to speak to her And why wasn't child protective services called after her brother fell off the roof.

 

[Jutt]

How the fukk aint James Bond get burnt fukkin all them broads? I know that nikka wasnt packin rubbers everywhere he went

 

[DaylitoJames]

How the fukk aint James Bond get burnt fukkin all them broads? I know that nikka wasnt packin rubbers everywhere he went

Why don't nobody shoot James Bond while he's fukking? p*ssy is 007's well known weaknesses. While James is in some puss why don't the bad guy jump out the closet on some R. Kelly shyt and pop his ass?!

 

[Jutt]

Why don't nobody shoot James Bond while he's fukking? p*ssy is 007's well known weaknesses. While James is in some puss why don't the bad guy jump out the closet on some R. Kelly shyt and pop his ass?!

 

[jdashmaj]

How the fukk aint James Bond get burnt fukkin all them broads? I know that nikka wasnt packin rubbers everywhere he went

and why does the bad guy always tie him up and reveal their plan with some elaborate death scheme instead handing him two ice cubes to give to the nicest MC and putting a few hot bullets in him.

 

[Green negs and spam]

The Simpsons

How come Apu got married and had children, Barney sobered up and Maude died yet the Simpson children haven't matured one bit?

 

[Jutt]

and why does the bad guy always tie him up and reveal their plan with some elaborate death scheme instead handing him two ice cubes to give to the nicest MC and putting a few hot bullets in him.

you right tho, these dudes was making death machines like it was mouse trap and shyt tryna kill this nikka