the joint where cats were going in on Florida Evans from Good Times
James - Florida baby, we're finally about to get out of these projects! I just got a job for Alderman Sims making $50,000 a year (keep in mind this is the mid 70's, dude would be caking)!
J.J. - Dynamite!
Florida - But Jaaaaaames (you know how she used to say it all annoying), Alderman Sims used to have black housekeepers 20 years ago. You CAN'T take the job!
Phaggot Ass Michael (Little Pu$$y) - Mamas right!
James - Damn, will I ever get out of here before my untimely death!?
The thread where the dude said a girl gave him a XXL Magnum, ahahhahahahhaha
"I got with this girl one time and I didn't bring a condom, she handed me these XXL condoms... yep that's right, she handed me that double ether... that "I've been with a huge guy, but if you like you can chuck that hotdog down the echoing hall" ether... that "put this plastic bag over you small white man's penis" ether... that "I won't feel my future kids come out of me" ether... that "at least you're trying" ether... that "your penis is like a baby's arm.... one that's been aborted three weeks in" ether.
To stall her I asked for another... I went into the bathroom with these two XXL condoms wondering if I could customize them sh1ts. I put one on my head, the other in my hand. I came out and robbed that b1tch."
The thread in the Spot talking about Birdman and Bow Wow he wanted to "test his penis" in one of his videos:
Originally Posted by
mattpenis315
Yo i'm f-ckin dying over here.
First off, why the f-ck would you tell another n!gga that you're about to "test his penis"? And second off, who the hell uses the word "penis"? What is this f-cking health class??
5 star thread.-the irony being the poster's had the word penis in his SN, lmao
"breh, where is your hairline?and dont use that "my camera only takes pictures in sepia" excuse"-some random poster, ahhhahahahaha
the joints in JBO with the man's face looking out the side with his family on the inside, looking creepy with the funny ass captions: "They wanted to go to Disney Land....I SHOWED THEM HELL" and the spin off with the dog with the glasses, "This was their idea of a seeing eye dog...I'LL SEE THEM IN HELL", "They wanted to "take me out back"....THEY'RE STILL BACK THERE"
The thread about Lebron always thinking about his hairline:
Random Poster 1: "He should get the surgery"
Random Poster 2: "
And look like an idiot like Jamie Foxx? Lebron is a multi millionaire...his hairline is the last thing he's thinking about."
Random Poster 1: "negro please. at any given moment the hairline is like in the top 5 things on his mind."
*Middle of a fast break*
1. how many defenders in front of me
2. closest teammate...
3. bounce pass or lookaway
4. please dont let my head band fly off!
5. yess!!! only 2 assists away from triple double
*Photoshoot for GQ*
1. I hope they give me the option to wear a hat
2. MAN fuk it, ima superstar I don't give a fuk who laughs about my hair
3. N1gga please, you better get them n1gguz to photo-chops these pics
4. Headband + 3 piece suit? Naaahhhhh
5. What if it's all black and from Gucci?
Joe Budden sneaking a quarter pounder into the Grammy's thread:
-How to hell do you sneak in a quarter pounder during the grammy awards LOL
-what they want him to do, sit there and starve for 4 hrs?
-what a ****in bum
-*dead* at the sight of budden walking into the grammys with a happy meal bag, omg im gonna pass out
and more busta rhymes fukkery:
*On the phone with Camron' about possible collaboration*
*Call Waiting signal comes on phone*
*Caller ID shows it is my own son*
*Ignores*
*Shows up at Meth & Red's playhouse un-announced at 10am with Video games and weed*
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! METH & RED (Whoo!) whats goin on family. I thoroughly appreciate what yall did for this hip hop game. Im a legend, so I should know. Yo Meth man, sorry about "what's happening", I thought it was a hit, I guess the world wasn't ready. There's only 5 years left, so maybe they'll get it around that time.
Anyway, I was thinking...............We both endorse products, we both blame our record labels for bad music, and we smoke weed........................YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING RIGHT? EXACTLY.
HOW HIGH pt.3 my nigggggggggggggggggggggggggggassssssssss!!!!!! (WHoo!)
We about to thoroughly smash the hip hop circumference in its whole mouth with this one. Flipmode is the squad!!!!!!!!!
*Asks Jimmy Iovine Permission to make $1 million videos again*
YO YO YO YO Jimmy, Im tellin' you fam, people never forgot about "Put your hands where my eyes can see", Im sure that was the best hip hop video ever, I can re-capture that magic. Remember my videos Jimmy? Remember? Word, I was doing it back then right, *Jumps on Jimmy Iovine's Desk* FLIPMODE!!!!!!!! WHOO-HAAAAAAA!!!!! BUSSA BUSS is Back, Im tellin' you, this could be big....................
*Gets dragged away by interscope security*
*Gets call from Baby Shams mother*
*Realizes its the 1st of the month and she is going to ask for food and rent*
*Doesn't pick up phone*
*Plans on putting Lamborghini's in Funk Flex car show...................again*
*Works On Fat Joe's First Single Without Approval Or Clearance*
*Has FLIPMODE tattoo done over by something else*
*Rides into thread on an Elephant with glow in the dark make-up and outlandish clothing*
*Sees Spliff star on corner*
*Speeds up Lamborghini to splash puddle rain water on him*
*Laughs un-controlably*
*Leaves thread in a Lamborghini and throwback and fitted hat and......................tight jeans*
and a bonus, Corporate Michael Jordan!
*checks in live from the Bahamas from Tiger's Wedding*
*leaves Juanita at home*
*ridicules Charles when he took his shirt off to get in the pool*
*sits with 6 rings on smokes cigars with Tiger in his green Masters jacket*
*asks Charles what he ever won*
*guffaws uncontrollably with Tiger*
*sends "Cabana" Kwame Brown out for Mojitos and white women*
*loses $100,000 to Tiger in Putt-Putt contest*
*watches Oakley and Earl Woods drink E&J with Colt 45 chasers*
..that comment talking about busta in his horton hears a who get up had me 
